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Interviewer:What’s your greatest weakness? Candidate: Women. That’s kind of why I’m looking for a new job. I had an affair with my boss’s wife.
Interviewer:Why did you leave your last job? Candidate:Honestly, I just couldn’t stand my d*ckhead of a boss anymore.
Interviewer: Why do you want to work with us? Candidate:My mom said I have toget a job or she’ll stop giving me money.
Interviewer:Did you bring your references with you? Candidate: I tried, they couldn’t get the time off work!
Interviewer:What’s made you want to leave your current company? Candidate:I literally cannot stand those bunch of idiots anymore.
Interviewer:What’s your greatest strength? Candidate:I can do a really great impression of the wind, listen – whooooosh.
Interviewer:Where do you see yourself in five years? Candidate:Probably some sort of exotic beach somewhere.
Interviewer: Whatattracted you tothe role? Candidate:Honestly, I don’t evenknow what I’m doing here – my recruitment consultant told me it’s good practiceto go to interviews.
Interviewer:What are your hobbies and interests? Candidate:Well, as you can see, I’m a young, virile man and I’m single – if you ladies know what I’m saying. ”Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, “I particularly like blondes.
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