I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[Rubi3]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

LOL!

“I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.”


― Oscar Wilde

Many years ago, my son's boss told him not to use so many commas. My son asked me how to know. I said when in doubt, leave it out as it's better to have too few than too many.

[Retriever]

On the NJ.com site, in an article on the outbreak of high levels of influenza, there are some tips for avoiding the flu.
My favorite one recommended "A regiment of hand washing with soap and water".

Yup!
Call in the military to wash your hands if you want to stay healthy this winter.

[Dirt Grinder]

"...some synthetic wax material with corn sizurp..."

"...your pork and chicken breaststroke are that dry..."

Sometimes you just have to use your imagination.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

"...your pork and chicken breaststroke are that dry..."

Sometimes you just have to use your imagination.

My imagination keeps producing mental images of chickens and pigs attempting to swim in a totally-drained pool.

Seriously, however, what do you think was the intended message in that gem?

[Fox Terrier]

A typo, but I thought it was funny.
(actually, foe was in the post twice, so......?)
Offer on Freecycle:



2. Standing Buck with lights
3. Feeding Foe with lights

[Fox Terrier]

Better start highering alot more undertakers also because the coffin business will be booming.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Then they should go to a Peskapallion church.
They need to follow the Law or loose there jobs !

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

Then they should go to a Peskapallion church.
They need to follow the Law or loose there jobs !

Peskapallion!

Glad I did not have a mouth full of coffee!

[Rubi3]

"i wandered about it also."

[Sudcaro]

Originally Posted by nicci6squirrels

then they should go to a peskapallion church.
They need to follow the law or loose there jobs !

omg!