Trump Now On Top In Texas August 20, 2015
Posted 08-22-2015 at 05:39 AM by dechatelet
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Al Bore? Really? I thought he said the polar ice caps would melt by now.
Is he still flying in private jets?
Does he still have a $12,000-a-month energy bill for his mansion?
John Kerry. Lurch -- really?
Does he still have his sailor suit so that he can report to the Democrat Convention, salute, and say he's ready for duty?
Or is he back to his "American soldiers are baby killers" and throwing his un-earned medals over the White House fence (and his fellow soldiers under the bus) routine?
Will he revive his fake Boston Brahmin accent?
Maybe he can give us some insights on how "idealists" like him marry money.
I'm always looking for tips on landing a sugar mama.
Joe Biden: I'm waiting for him to say that you have to shriek "Halahalahalahalahalal!" whenever you visit a discount electronics store in Dearborn, MI.
Julian Castro: Oh, just what we need. Another pretty boy/goody-two-shoes affirmative action baby like Obama.
Elizabeth Warren: Honey, you really need a makeover. I mean, your hair, your glasses, your face. It's just not happening for you, dearie.
But maybe you could put on an Indian head-dress and go "whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo" while slapping your palm to your mouth like that other Democratic lady politician did.
Michael Bloomberg: Just what we need. No more Slurpies, no more Big Gulps. Any other petty bs you want to ban, Mr. Nanny State?
As for the rest -- Cory, Kristen, Jim, Tim and Duval -- whothey?
You dems need to dig up a Kennedy if you want to win. And yes, I mean "dig up."
Is he still flying in private jets?
Does he still have a $12,000-a-month energy bill for his mansion?
John Kerry. Lurch -- really?
Does he still have his sailor suit so that he can report to the Democrat Convention, salute, and say he's ready for duty?
Or is he back to his "American soldiers are baby killers" and throwing his un-earned medals over the White House fence (and his fellow soldiers under the bus) routine?
Will he revive his fake Boston Brahmin accent?
Maybe he can give us some insights on how "idealists" like him marry money.
I'm always looking for tips on landing a sugar mama.
Joe Biden: I'm waiting for him to say that you have to shriek "Halahalahalahalahalal!" whenever you visit a discount electronics store in Dearborn, MI.
Julian Castro: Oh, just what we need. Another pretty boy/goody-two-shoes affirmative action baby like Obama.
Elizabeth Warren: Honey, you really need a makeover. I mean, your hair, your glasses, your face. It's just not happening for you, dearie.
But maybe you could put on an Indian head-dress and go "whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo" while slapping your palm to your mouth like that other Democratic lady politician did.
Michael Bloomberg: Just what we need. No more Slurpies, no more Big Gulps. Any other petty bs you want to ban, Mr. Nanny State?
As for the rest -- Cory, Kristen, Jim, Tim and Duval -- whothey?
You dems need to dig up a Kennedy if you want to win. And yes, I mean "dig up."
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