You know you're in Boston when (Quincy: school, restaurants, club)

[smarty]

I just saw this....too funny

You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).

You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.

All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.

You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.

You don't think you have an attitude.

You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

You have no idea what the word compromise means.

You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.

You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

Frappes have ice cream; milk shakes don't.

If it's fizzy and flavored, it's tonic. Soda is club soda. Pop is dad. When we mean tonic WATER, we say tonic WATER.

The smallest beer is a pint.

Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.

If you paid more than $6 a pound, you got scrod.

It's not a water fountain, it's a bubblah.

It's not a trash can, it's a barrel.

It's not a shopping cart, it's a carriage.

It's not a purse, it's a pockabook.

Brown bread comes in a can. You open both ends, push it out, heat it and eat it with baked beans.

They're not franks, they're haht dahgs. Franks are money in France.

You order a grinder and a soda.

You follow soccer.

You eat at Durgin Park.

You pronounce it "Worchester" or Glouchester."

You call it "COPELY" square.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Boston.

[momoffive]

very very cute, smarty!! lol i'm sure i could add "a wicked lot more"!!!

[DreamworksSKG]

You think the alphabet is 25 letters instead of 26 (no r's)

You think a duck is shaped like a boat because you always hear Quack Quack from the duck boats.

You don't mind temps in the 10's with 20 mph wind and actually think its quite balmy for January

You have quadruple parked before

You shopped at Filene's and Filene's Basement on the same day, yeah there's a difference

You have visited the USS Constitution and watched the USS Enterprise on TV all in the same day

You know to go to the July 4th concert on the 3rd because its less crowded

You never drive in Boston. T all the way!

You are an expert on the subway lines, you can recite the T stops backwards in your sleep!

You have made way for ducklings, geese, pigeons before!

You almost fell over the wall in the bleachers at Fenway park once trying to catch a ball at batting practice.

You can actually get SOX tickets , Celtics, Bruins, or PATS tickets the day or week of the game!

You go to logan airport just to people watch or eat at the food court/restaurants.

You have dreamed of one day being a street performer at Quincy Market

You play a musical instrument at the subway stations to earn extra spending money

You have trudged through 6 feet of snow to get to school

You love boston creeme donuts the best because it has Boston in it

You fight with your friends over the last dunkin donuts munchkin!!!

You have been in about 10001 near collisions but always escaped without incident