JohnLocustEater #Repent!
Multitood What should we do?
JohnLocustEater Give 2 poor. Share food & clothes. No violence. CU @ the Jordan this afternoon.
Multitood RU the Christ?
JohnLocustEater I'm a voice crying in wilderness. B-hold. Lamb of God!
JesusTheGaliean Repent 4 the kingdom of heaven is @ hand.
JesusTheGaliean @SimonBarJonah @AndrewOfCap @JohnThunder @JamesThunder Follow me. #ff
AndrewOfCap I follow @JesusTheGalilean bc he's the guy I've been looking 4. #ff
PhilBethsaida @Nathanael33 U gotta check out @JesusTheGalilean. He's from Nazareth.
Nathanael33 Can anything good come out of Nazareth?
JesustheGalilean @Nathanael33 b4 @PhilBethsaida tweeted u I saw u.
MomMary @JesusTheGalilean We're @ the party but they r out of wine. #buzzkill
JesusTheGalilean @MomMary And? Ok. Tell them 2 fill 30 jugs w water. I'll handle the rest.
Feastmaster @JesusTheGalilean Thx. Best wine ever.
JesusTheGalilean @SamaritanWoman Can u get me a drink?
SamatitanWoman U talking 2 me?
JesusTheGalilean I'll give u living water. U will never thirst again.
SamaritanWoman Kewl. Gimme some.
JesusTheGalilean Will do. Get yr husband so he can drink.
SamaritanWoman Don't have 1.
JesusTheGalilean I know. BTW, it's time 4 all 2 worship right where they r. In spirit/truth.
JesusTheGalilean Blessed r poor, sad, meek, hungry/thirsty, merciful, pure in heart, peacemakers, persecuted. Yr's is Kingdom of #God.
TheRealPharisee @JesusTheGalilean What the fornication? I hear u hang out w @MattTheTaxGuy & @LeperDude.
JesusTheGalilean Learn this. "I desire #mercy not sacrifice."
Multitood LOL. @TheRealPharisee just got served.
2BlindCrew @JesusTheGalilean Have #mercy!
JesusTheGalilean @2BlindCrew Ok but don't tell anyone.
TheRealPharisee Can u believe #healingonthesabbath is a trending topic?
JesusTheGalilean Which 1 of u having only 1 bar on the Sabbath won't walk outside 2 get better cell reception?
JohnThunder U want me & @JamesThunder to go all @Elijah on @TheRealPharisee?
JesusTheGalilean I think u missed my point.
JesusTheGalilean #Compassion to the twitterverse.
JesusTheGalilean I am the bread from heaven. Eat me & live.
Multitood 
JesusTheGalilean Wow. A bunch of people just unfollowed me.
SimonBarJonah Not me. I love your tweets.
JesusTheGalilean I need some down time. Headed 2 desert 2 pray. CU l8r.
JesusTheGalilean Pray in secret. Give anonymously. Don't look religious when practicing your spirituality.
JesusTheGalilean If ur thirsty believe & living waters will flow from your heart.
JesusTheGalilean U shall know the #truth & the #truth shall make u free.
TheRealPharisee Sorry dude. I'm a Son of @PadreAbraham. Never been in jail.
JesusTheGalilean @TheRealPharisee b4 @PadreAbraham was I am.
TheRealPharisee Lame.
JesusTheGalilean @BornBlindGuy Happy 2 see you.
TheRealPharisee Who let @BornBlindGuy on here?
JesusTheGalilean @TheRealPharisee RU still in the dark?
BornBlindGuy @TheRealPharisee. U wanna follow @JesusTheGalilean too? Haha #ff
JesusTheGalilean I am the good shepherd. My tweeps read my tweets.
TheRealPharisee @JesusTheGalilean Who do you think you are? God?
JesusTheGalilean I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that "You are all gods."
MarthaMartha My bro is offline.
MarySis If only @JesusTheGalilean had been here!
JesusTheGalilean I weep.
JesusTheGalilean @Lazarus Come forth!
TheRealPharisee I'm losing followers here. Not cool.
MarySis Mad props to @JesusTheGalilean. Follow him. #ff
MarthaMartha @MarySis Can you do something besides tweet all day? @JesusTheGalilean is coming over.
JesusTheGalilean @MarthaMartha. Relax. I'm glad 2 CU. @MarySis has chosen something good.
Transmillennial: Parousia: Gospel 140 (http://transmillennial.blogspot.com/2010/02/parousia-gospel-140.html - broken link)
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