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Originally Posted by ShrikeArghast
Move to Phoenix if you want to drown in elderly people/hispanics who are unwilling to integrate, root for pathetic sports franchises with bandwagoning fans, spend all day staring at dirt-colored mountains with no trees and no snow, and wait for 9 months out of the year to get to the 'good' months that everybody raves about. Seriously, all anyone ever talks about here is how WONDERFUL the winter weather is. How, precisely, does that justify the 100 degree temps for the other three quarters? Oh, oh, and my favorite; absolute favorite is: 'it's a dry heat.' That's like calling skin cancer 'body art.' It doesn't make the problem go away.
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Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Instead of discrediting your whole post and calling you an idiot I'm just gonna do one part:
January Weather Average temperature: 56
Average high temperature: 67
Average low temperature: 46
February Weather
Average temperature: 60
Average high temperature: 71
Average low temperature: 49
March Weather
Average temperature: 65
Average high temperature: 77
Average low temperature: 54
April Weather
Average temperature: 73
Average high temperature: 85
Average low temperature: 60
May Weather
Average temperature: 82
Average high temperature: 95
Average low temperature: 69
June Weather
Average temperature: 91
Average high temperature: 104
Average low temperature: 78
July Weather
Average temperature: 95
Average high temperature: 106
Average low temperature: 83
August Weather
Average temperature: 94
Average high temperature: 104
Average low temperature: 83
September Weather
Average temperature: 88
Average high temperature: 100
Average low temperature: 77
October Weather
Average temperature: 77
Average high temperature: 89
Average low temperature: 65
November Weather
Average temperature: 64
Average high temperature: 76
Average low temperature: 53
December Weather
Average temperature: 55
Average high temperature: 66
Average low temperature: 45
So THREE months of temperatures with an average high of 100 and over.