How can you kill the ice cream man

[Northern Maine Land Man]

Referring back to the topic, you stuff him in the freezer, stick a pipe from the exhaust in there and the following day you dump the frozen body beside the road. The coroner will have a ball trying to figure out how a frozen guy died of carbon monoxide poisoning in San Francisco. Then you go down to Rio Linda and sell the iced cream to the meth dealers. Hey, It's California where people are rushing to live where there is no water.

Should make perfect sense there.

[Fat Freddy]

Anyone who charges $1.50 for a Popsicle should be wrapped in paper, impaled on a wooden stake, and frozen.