Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum

[LillyLillyLilly]

Originally Posted by Mathguy

Metal detectors, which they should have had in place long before this unless the guy has a metal hip or something and used that to evade detection.

All I know is if I worked there and they told me I'd have to get fingered everyday on the way out of work because of this guy....he'd better not post bond or he'd be finding out my foot is larger than a chunk of gold.

I know! Way to make enemas, dumb guy!

[Unsettomati]

[JanND]

What a crappy thing to do............

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by MyPossesOnBroadway

All at once?!??

I think I read he stole it over several trips.

I did some quick rough math and it would be a little over 9lbs of gold and if in a spherical shape would be about the size of a baseball.

Not sure what other extra-curriculars the thief had but they said they were in "pucks" so the design doesn't sound pleasantly ergonomic for the orifice in question.

In related news, the Candadian mint now keeps their gold molded into the shape of barbed wire and stored in spools.

[vwgto]

They were getting wiped out, he had been their #2 suspect, then they cracked the case, he was finally apprehended when dropping off the kids at the pool.....

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by MyPossesOnBroadway

Yeah was gonna say that.. Would be pretty impossible to put all that gold up his rectum lol

This whole discussion makes me think of the episode of south park where they made fun of Paris Hilton.

That poor pineapple.....