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Make as many jokes as you can about Mitt Romney! Americans are too stupid to pay attention to issues like the economy, national security, health care, unemployment, the housing market, the national debt, or the rest of Obama's failures. Just keep smearing Romney's image. That is the key to this election. Do whatever you can to keep Obama's job performance from being discussed. Keep calling Mitt Romney "Mittens". Keep bashing Romney's religion. Keep calling him a racist. Accuse him of hating gays. Keep saying that he is too boring, but then criticize him for pulling too many high school pranks. Keep demanding for him to release even more tax returns. Keep scrutinizing his role with Bain Capital. Keep insulting him because he has more money than you. Keep insulting him for being successful. Keep talking about Romney's dog (that NEVER gets old). Come up with as many cartoons and doctored photos as you can.
But whatever you do......DON'T TALK ABOUT OBAMA'S PERFORMANCE OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS!!! None of that is important! Obama is soooooo cool! Did anybody watch him slow jam the news with Jimmy Fallon? And he can sing too! OMG!!! That is all that matters!
If Al Sharpton, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, Jesse Jackson, Rosanne Barr, Kanye West, and Joy Bahar all support Obama then so shall I! Those people know their stuff and I want to join whatever side they are on.
And for God's sake...PLEASE don't talk about the fact that that Romney took Massachusetts from a $3 billion dollar deficit to a $2 billion dollar surplus. BORING! Nobody wants to hear about his previous experience or qualifications, especially when the economy is declining. When you hear news reports that Obama has nearly doubled the national debt in 4 years, just plug your ears and yell "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!"
If you close your eyes really tight, and use your imagination, you can convince yourself that some of Obama's 2008 campaign promises came true. And if that doesn't work then just blame everything on George Bush.
Make as many jokes as you can about Mitt Romney! Americans are too stupid to pay attention to issues like the economy, national security, health care, unemployment, the housing market, the national debt, or the rest of Obama's failures. Just keep smearing Romney's image. That is the key to this election. Do whatever you can to keep Obama's job performance from being discussed. Keep calling Mitt Romney "Mittens". Keep bashing Romney's religion. Keep calling him a racist. Accuse him of hating gays. Keep saying that he is too boring, but then criticize him for pulling too many high school pranks. Keep demanding for him to release even more tax returns. Keep scrutinizing his role with Bain Capital. Keep insulting him because he has more money than you. Keep insulting him for being successful. Keep talking about Romney's dog (that NEVER gets old). Come up with as many cartoons and doctored photos as you can.
But whatever you do......DON'T TALK ABOUT OBAMA'S PERFORMANCE OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS!!! None of that is important! Obama is soooooo cool! Did anybody watch him slow jam the news with Jimmy Fallon? And he can sing too! OMG!!! That is all that matters!
If Al Sharpton, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, Jesse Jackson, Rosanne Barr, Kanye West, and Joy Bahar all support Obama then so shall I! Those people know their stuff and I want to join whatever side they are on.
And for God's sake...PLEASE don't talk about the fact that that Romney took Massachusetts from a $3 billion dollar deficit to a $2 billion dollar surplus. BORING! Nobody wants to hear about his previous experience or qualifications, especially when the economy is declining. When you hear news reports that Obama has nearly doubled the national debt in 4 years, just plug your ears and yell "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!"
If you close your eyes really tight, and use your imagination, you can convince yourself that some of Obama's 2008 campaign promises came true. And if that doesn't work then just blame everything on George Bush.
Great post. Next time, space out your paragraphs. It makes it much easier to read.
You forgot Chrissy Matthews, who has just recently proclaimed Obama to be perfect. Yes. PERFECT!
Yeah, why isn't anyone talking about those 33 new fees MITTENS created, and those 57 fees MITTENS increased that cost citizens of Mass half a billion dollars in one year. And how his state level spending cuts to local governments forced a 5% growth in local property taxes. And As it happened, fiscal 2007, MITTENS last year, ended with a $307.1 million deficit.
Make as many jokes as you can about Mitt Romney! Americans are too stupid to pay attention to issues like the economy, national security, health care, unemployment, the housing market, the national debt, or the rest of Obama's failures. Just keep smearing Romney's image. That is the key to this election. Do whatever you can to keep Obama's job performance from being discussed. Keep calling Mitt Romney "Mittens". Keep bashing Romney's religion. Keep calling him a racist. Accuse him of hating gays. Keep saying that he is too boring, but then criticize him for pulling too many high school pranks. Keep demanding for him to release even more tax returns. Keep scrutinizing his role with Bain Capital. Keep insulting him because he has more money than you. Keep insulting him for being successful. Keep talking about Romney's dog (that NEVER gets old).
I had no plans to stop doing any of that. I have until November, then I promise to quit doing all of it.
Make as many jokes as you can about Mitt Romney! Americans are too stupid to pay attention to issues like the economy, national security, health care, unemployment, the housing market, the national debt, or the rest of Obama's failures. Just keep smearing Romney's image. That is the key to this election. Do whatever you can to keep Obama's job performance from being discussed. Keep calling Mitt Romney "Mittens". Keep bashing Romney's religion. Keep calling him a racist. Accuse him of hating gays. Keep saying that he is too boring, but then criticize him for pulling too many high school pranks. Keep demanding for him to release even more tax returns. Keep scrutinizing his role with Bain Capital. Keep insulting him because he has more money than you. Keep insulting him for being successful. Keep talking about Romney's dog (that NEVER gets old). Come up with as many cartoons and doctored photos as you can.
But whatever you do......DON'T TALK ABOUT OBAMA'S PERFORMANCE OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS!!! None of that is important! Obama is soooooo cool! Did anybody watch him slow jam the news with Jimmy Fallon? And he can sing too! OMG!!! That is all that matters!
If Al Sharpton, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, Jesse Jackson, Rosanne Barr, Kanye West, and Joy Bahar all support Obama then so shall I! Those people know their stuff and I want to join whatever side they are on.
And for God's sake...PLEASE don't talk about the fact that that Romney took Massachusetts from a $3 billion dollar deficit to a $2 billion dollar surplus. BORING! Nobody wants to hear about his previous experience or qualifications, especially when the economy is declining. When you hear news reports that Obama has nearly doubled the national debt in 4 years, just plug your ears and yell "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!"
If you close your eyes really tight, and use your imagination, you can convince yourself that some of Obama's 2008 campaign promises came true. And if that doesn't work then just blame everything on George Bush.
You forgot the part where the McCain campaign decided Palin was a better choice than mittens to be VP
Not going to vote for either bankster stooge, thank you very much.
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