PANTY HOSE vs. NYLONS (fashion, beauty)

[RuralCoastalGuy]

Wait - aren't pantyhose and nylons the same thing??? I think when we're yappin' about garter belts, those are worn with stockings!!!

Twinkletoes (or is it now Twinklehose?)

Yes the ones you wear with garter belts. Pantyhose is a product invented by a woman who hated all men and did that just to ruin our days and nights...:ro lleyes:

[nicolepsy]

Originally Posted by UNITE

Good question! I believe it goes "nylon stockings" which would not make them pantyhose. I think>

why arent they called underwearhose?

[UNITE]

Originally Posted by Mikey_NC

LOLOLOL.

That is the best use for pantyhose that I have EVER heard of.

Well, you tell your honey that my Bride's opinion differs somewhat but I can usually get her to change her mind for brief periods by bribing her with chocolate!.

She hates pantyhose so that is a plus ands she wears thigh highs and her legs look great in them.... (sorry but there is no icon smiley with a tongue drooling).

I'll have to have a few strong nips before I let her look at these R rated posts..

Yea, I couldn't see throwing them away when they can be used for other things.

My honey can relate he says. I am an avid chocolate eater as well. I couldn't live without my chocolate!! and that is exactly why!!

R Rated??? Now I feel dirty!! Aw it's in good fun. You are the one who told me to post it!! I'm just kiddin. I think it is not so bad. As adults, my honey and me are enjoying it. No, I do not watch po~n at all!!
Not that anyone insinuated it, I just wanted to clean up the air around me.


Speaking of a couple of nips (assuming you are talking about alcohol) I was thinkin on doin that today myself. I only drink Crown Royal with a little bit of "pepsi". I am a rare drinker, but when I do, look out cause everyone around me is going to happy. I am a happy drunk> It's usuallly the girls who won't let my honey take me home before the bar closes. I do not even know these people, but I always seem to end up with a swarm of em around me and fighing (not literally) my honey for my attention. I love to dance. Maybe thats why. Mind you, I do not have to be drinking or drunk to get up and dance.Matter of fact, I get on top of tables,bars,chairs, and no I am not a pole dancer or stripper (only for my honey) or anything like that. I am just a poor city country white girl. Ok well, enough info..

My honey is still laughing about the chocolate.

LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE

[dynimagelv]

Originally Posted by nicolepsy

why arent they called underwearhose?

cause ya dont use them to water your underwear......

[UNITE]

Originally Posted by nicolepsy

why arent they called underwearhose?

Hey, maybe we women could get this thing turned around. Turnabout is fair play!!!

[nicolepsy]

youre not allowed to talk about nips/nipples here! i thought we already discussed this!
we now call them yips or yipples.(we dont want to offend anyone mickey_nc)

Originally Posted by Mikey_NC

LOLOLOL.

That is the best use for pantyhose that I have EVER heard of.

Well, you tell your honey that my Bride's opinion differs somewhat but I can usually get her to change her mind for brief periods by bribing her with chocolate!.

She hates pantyhose so that is a plus ands she wears thigh highs and her legs look great in them.... (sorry but there is no icon smiley with a tongue drooling).

I'll have to have a few strong nips before I let her look at these R rated posts..

[nicolepsy]

Originally Posted by dynimagelv

cause ya dont use them to water your underwear......

but what if my underwear is ON FIRE!

[UNITE]

Originally Posted by Mikey_NC

Is it time for a nicolepsy fan club? We could have tee shirts with her Id on them, and maybe even underwear with her monogram....oh yeah...she doesn't wear any, I forgot!

I think she is up to it but I don't know if the Mods will send the C-D Police for me if I start one. Could be rather humorous and we could all use a breather from all the other forums where we post sensibly and seriously...ya think?:con fused:

You are brilliant! Go for it!! I don't hear anyone complaining.

I'm with you about taking a breather. Ok, so get ta postin, I want to join!

See ya there.

[nicolepsy]

Originally Posted by Mikey_NC

Is it time for a nicolepsy fan club? We could have tee shirts with her Id on them, and maybe even underwear with her monogram....oh yeah...she doesn't wear any, I forgot!

I think she is up to it but I don't know if the Mods will send the C-D Police for me if I start one. Could be rather humorous and we could all use a breather from all the other forums where we post sensibly and seriously...ya think?

THANKS for the nicolepsy fan club idea mickey_dc! (where do i sign up?)

[UNITE]

ok I'm strugginling here to keep up. I do not know how to put quotes into a quick reply. Not so savvy yet.
nicolepsy, is that ok if we start a fan club for you?? Is there a comedy post? i've never looked for one.