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Churchill had a lifelong insulting contest with George Bernard Shaw. When a new Shaw play was opening, he sent Churchill a note, "Please be my guest at my play on opening night. Here are two passes, bring a friend---if you have one." Churchill replied "Sorry I can't make it on opening night. I'll come the next night---if you have one".