Now here's a ridiculous score - women's olympic qualifiers (hockey, jersey, fan)

[Stormcrow73]

FOX Sports on MSN - NHL - Slovakia's women's team routs Bulgaria, 82-0 (broken link)

good lord....How can a team be THAT bad???

[jrmontag]

Maybe they pulled the goalie at the start of the game to have a better chance???

Or maybe they couldn't afford ice skates?

lol


OR, there is the off chance that the Bulgarian women's team consisted of the Chicago Blackhawks' roster.

[Stormcrow73]

Originally Posted by jrmontag

Maybe they pulled the goalie at the start of the game to have a better chance???

Or maybe they couldn't afford ice skates?

lol


OR, there is the off chance that the Bulgarian women's team consisted of the Chicago Blackhawks' roster.

OUCH!! Come on Steve-o...you better defend against that one!

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by jrmontag

OR, there is the off chance that the Bulgarian women's team consisted of the Chicago Blackhawks' roster.

82-0, eh? Sounds like the ratio of trailer trash to women at the Joe on game night. "Sausage Fest", anyone?

Or does 82-0 reflect the amount of Wangs who wear Depends vs the # of Blackhawks that do?

[jrmontag]

Actually it denotes the Wings' win-loss record for this coming season.






They're pointing and laughing at you Steve-O....they're pointing and laughing.

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by jrmontag

Actually it denotes the Wings' win-loss record for this coming season.






They're pointing and laughing at you Steve-O....they're pointing and laughing.

Dont matter to me because at the end of the day Im not the one molesting goats while wearing a Wang jersey and living in Detroilet.

The way people are abandoning Detroit, youll be lucky to fill 1/3rd of the seats at the Joe. You have to go to a Coyotes/Stars game in PHX/DAL to see Wang fans anymore these days.

[jrmontag]

Owned...



Courtesy of ESPN.com:

2008 Attendance Home Road Overall
RNK TEAM GMS TOTAL AVG PCT GMS TOTAL AVG PCT GMS TOTAL AVG PCT
1 Montreal 41 872,193 21,273 100.0 41 719,584 17,550 95.3 82 1,591,777 19,411 97.8
2 Buffalo 41 817,956 19,950 109.4 41 721,966 17,608 94.4 82 1,539,922 18,779 101.8
3 Ottawa 41 812,665 19,821 107.1 41 688,203 16,785 89.9 82 1,500,868 18,303 98.5
4 Philadelphia 41 801,797 19,556 100.3 41 710,010 17,317 95.1 82 1,511,807 18,436 97.8
5 Toronto 41 796,803 19,434 103.4 41 725,704 17,700 94.9 82 1,522,507 18,567 99.2
6 Calgary 41 790,849 19,289 112.4 41 691,280 16,860 91.8 82 1,482,129 18,074 101.7
7 Detroit 41 775,394 18,912 94.2 41 741,902 18,095 97.8 82 1,517,296 18,503 95.9
8 Tampa Bay 41 766,412 18,692 94.6 41 674,897 16,460 88.0 82 1,441,309 17,576 91.4
9 Vancouver 41 763,830 18,630 101.1 41 699,745 17,066 93.5 82 1,463,575 17,848 97.3
10 Minnesota 41 761,288 18,568 102.8 41 708,474 17,279 94.5 82 1,469,762 17,923 98.6
11 NY Rangers 41 746,200 18,200 100.0 41 737,592 17,990 98.1 82 1,483,792 18,095 99.0
12 Dallas 41 739,585 18,038 97.3 41 679,284 16,567 91.5 82 1,418,869 17,303 94.5
13 St. Louis 41 722,021 17,610 83.9 41 706,121 17,222 93.5 82 1,428,142 17,416 88.4
14 San Jose 41 713,863 17,411 99.5 41 693,411 16,912 92.9 82 1,407,274 17,161 96.1
15 Anaheim 41 704,932 17,193 102.6 41 704,190 17,175 96.6 82 1,409,122 17,184 99.5
16 Pittsburgh 41 700,137 17,076 100.7 41 779,087 19,002 105.5 82 1,479,224 18,039 103.2
17 Colorado 41 690,552 16,842 93.5 41 709,178 17,297 94.6 82 1,399,730 17,069 94.1
18 Edmonton 41 689,949 16,828 98.4 41 696,560 16,989 92.4 82 1,386,509 16,908 95.3
19 Chicago 41 689,377 16,814 82.0 41 711,064 17,343 93.9 82 1,400,441 17,078 87.7
20 Carolina 41 681,962 16,633 88.8 41 702,652 17,137 91.2 82 1,384,614 16,885 90.0
21 Los Angeles 41 680,877 16,606 92.0 41 691,120 16,856 95.3 82 1,371,997 16,731 93.6
22 Atlanta 41 648,811 15,824 85.3 41 702,254 17,128 91.0 82 1,351,065 16,476 88.2
23 New Jersey 41 638,144 15,564 88.3 41 720,301 17,568 95.5 82 1,358,445 16,566 92.0
24 Washington 41 634,381 15,472 82.9 41 721,403 17,595 93.6 82 1,355,784 16,533 88.2
25 Florida 41 632,881 15,436 80.2 41 691,256 16,859 89.9 82 1,324,137 16,148 85.0
26 Boston 41 630,750 15,384 82.6 41 742,636 18,113 97.0 82 1,373,386 16,748 89.8
27 Nashville 41 611,328 14,910 87.1 41 710,561 17,330 92.2 82 1,321,889 16,120 89.8
28 Columbus 41 607,757 14,823 81.7 41 695,047 16,952 90.7 82 1,302,804 15,887 86.3
29 Phoenix 41 607,638 14,820 84.7 41 690,605 16,844 92.5 82 1,298,243 15,832 88.7
30 NY Islanders 41 559,247 13,640 83.7 41 723,492 17,646 95.3 82 1,282,739 15,643 89.8

Please give special attention to the home average %. You'll notice Chicago ranks 3rd worst in the NHL (just ahead of Florida and the freaking BlueJackets, lol). I guess the economy is really taking a bite into the crackwhores' wallets. Pretty pathetic to see a flagship team of the NHL struggle like that. What's even more shocking is the previous years.

As for the rest of your post, someone is going to have to translate that for me because I have no idea what any of that means.

With that being said, lets get back on topic here people...BULGARIAN WOMEN'S ICE HOCKEY!!!

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by jrmontag

Please give special attention to the home average %. You'll notice Chicago ranks 3rd worst in the NHL (just ahead of Florida and the freaking BlueJackets, lol). I guess the economy is really taking a bite into the crackwhores' wallets. Pretty pathetic to see a flagship team of the NHL struggle like that. What's even more shocking is the previous years.

Well, if you understood the situation (ex-owner, animosity towards the front office, etc) the last several years, you'd understand why attendance was the way it is. Things have changed, though. Last season saw record sell-out numbers and this season is already the same.

Originally Posted by jrmontag

As for the rest of your post, someone is going to have to translate that for me because I have no idea what any of that means

I wouldn't expect a Wang fan to comprehend my post to begin with. Let me rephrase....

*ahem*

Since Detroit is a utter cesspool of a city, most of its citizens have abandoned MI's crappy economy to elsewhere in this country, mainly the sunbelt (ie places like Dallas and Phoenix). Those places have more Wang fans nowadays than in Detroilet itself.

Better?

[S6Sputnik]

Originally Posted by jrmontag

OR, there is the off chance that the Bulgarian women's team consisted of the Chicago Blackhawks' roster.

Surely a reasonable explanation!!! OMG that is funny

[S6Sputnik]

Originally Posted by Steve-o

Since Detroit is a utter cesspool of a city, most of its citizens have abandoned MI's crappy economy to elsewhere in this country, mainly the sunbelt (ie places like Dallas and Phoenix). Those places have more Wang fans nowadays than in Detroilet itself.

Better?

He is right. I am in Austin! Lot of people here are from Chicago, even some of my employees