Did the chicken or the egg come first? (unemployed, teenager, hiring)

[UTCO94]

Originally Posted by charlieregal495

You just came to pick me apart and feed off my failure.

Yes. With vultures in tow.

It's your sad generation that will ruin society. Might as well take our pot shots before we forget who you are.

[UTCO94]

Originally Posted by charlieregal495

but they only call the references after they make an offer? right? right?!

I think I have made a very grave mistake.

No. I check all references not listed, then check your listed.

Then, sometimes, I wait for you to swing for a couple weeks and will call you on your cell phone just long enough for it to ring and leave it on your missed calls, but not give you time to answer. (1.5 rings)

Then, I never answer your return call or respond to your textspeak. After 3 more weeks, I'll send you an email that looks like it's system generated. It's not, I just cut/paste one and left that one typo.

I really, really, don't care if you starve when you think you're better than everyone. Little hint, it takes about 22 seconds to read that in an interview.

[Mr_Geek]

Read your first post again here OP and you will figure out why no one will hire you. I suggest you do some growing up fast.

[HappyDogToday]

Yer nutz, thass Y no one wil higher ewe...baahhh!

[fishbrains]

Charlie, did you actually work for that other company on your resume, or is that fabricated as well?

[sandsthetime]

Originally Posted by UTCO94

It's your sad generation that will ruin society. Might as well take our pot shots before we forget who you are.

The corporatists you voted into power already have.

[charlieregal495]

Originally Posted by UTCO94

No. I check all references not listed, then check your listed.

Then, sometimes, I wait for you to swing for a couple weeks and will call you on your cell phone just long enough for it to ring and leave it on your missed calls, but not give you time to answer. (1.5 rings)

Then, I never answer your return call or respond to your textspeak. After 3 more weeks, I'll send you an email that looks like it's system generated. It's not, I just cut/paste one and left that one typo.

I really, really, don't care if you starve when you think you're better than everyone. Little hint, it takes about 22 seconds to read that in an interview.

You are a terrible person and god is going to punish you

[CSD610]

Originally Posted by charlieregal495

You are a terrible person and god is going to punish you

If I were you, I would be more concerned with your own behavior when it comes to God.

[johnp292]

Originally Posted by charlieregal495

You are a terrible person and god is going to punish you

Sarcasm, Sheldon, sarcasm.

[BobNJ1960]

Originally Posted by charlieregal495

I simply fabricate my references.

Out of work, how did that plan work out for you?