Who has any more?
(These are just stereotypes so don't treat them as facts or something offensive)
Garden City:
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Occupation: Wall Street Banker/Trust fund baby
Probably find them: Chasing "them" away from town, trying to stop bored kids from experimenting with heroin again and trying to keep aging platinum blonde wife from secretly cheating on him with Hempstead men by appeasing her with a new Audi
Would also live in: Rockville Centre, Manhasset, Smithtown
Highest education completed: Masters Degree from overpriced WASPY school
Car: Mercedes E-class, Audi or Lexus
What they'd say: "If my son doesn't make the lacrosse team then he's disowned".
Lindenhurst:
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Occupation: Beauty salon worker
Probably find them: Excessively drinking, excessively tanning and watching Jersey Shore and Mob Wives
Would also live in: Massapequa, Deer Park, Long Beach
Highest education completed: One year at community college or a couple semesters at hofstra
Car: Scion
What they'd say: "Let's like not throw up our Long Island iced teas on our dresses tonight like we did this morning....kay? Ooh, that guy over there has big muscles!! Is he on snapchat?"
Brentwood:
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Occupation: Landscaper
Probably find them: Making anchor babies with the other chicas in the flophouse and transferring money out of the country
Would also live in: New Cassel, Freeport, Copiague
Highest education completed: Middle School
Car: Old Honda Civic or Ford Aerostar
What they'd say: "Eh, it okay if I putted the aluminum siding on your house backward? Oh well, you no can sue anyway!"
Hempstead:
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Occupation: Customer service [unfortunately]
Would also live in: Wyandanch, Roosevelt, North Bellport
Probably find them: Beating up her children's teachers, hunting down her baby daddies and watching Basketball Wives/VH1 re-runs on spare time
Highest education completed: GED or some crappy for-profit Devry/UPhoenix Psychology degree
Car: Kia Soul or old Infiniti
What they'd say: "Dat b---- Kwameeisha looked at me da wrong way..imma slice her up!"
Mastic Beach:
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/ima...0562379-10.jpg
Probably find them: Baking meth and drinking beer in chairs placed on the front lawn
Occupation: HVAC
Would also live in: Rocky Point, Levittown, Ronkonkoma
Highest education completed: GED
Car: Pick up truck made by american company
What they'd say: "When you mix it, make sure the house dont explode cause we'll miss 'American pickers' and 'Swamp People' tonight".
Jericho:
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Occupation: IT
Probably find them: Working...that's it.
Would also live in: New Hyde Park, Manhasset, Commack
Highest Education completed: Masters Degree
Car: Newer Honda or Toyota
What they'd say: "We not pay $850,000 for tiny crappy house here for you to only get B+ in class. No dinner for you...and tell sister no more white man for her".
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