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I was thinking that maybe I’d get a maid,
Find a place nearby for her to stay.
Just someone to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.
A maid. A man needs a maid. A maid.
She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."
When you're walking along and the outside floats by
Shamrocks and fruit stands, bank clocks and garbage cans
That all look so ugly...yet pretty at the same time
And the barmaids understand this...even if they're famous.
I can picture her playing piano.... I can picture her voice on the radio....
Famous barmaid, I hear you singing, pour me a famous song
I could listen to you singing all night long.
you had plenty money back in '22
you let other women make a fool of you
why dont you do right, like some other men do?
get out of here...get me some money too.
Pointed man smack dab in the middle of July
Swingin' from the rafters in his brand new tie
He said, "I can't go back to that hotel room, all they do is shout
But listen baby, I'll stay wichew 'til the money runs out"
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