Satan in NJ towns (Westfield, Morristown: good schools, prices, shop)

[Jackal1]

What towns in NJ should one stay away from to avoid contact with Satan?

[Retriever]

Clearly, any town that contains a mall is a veritable Satanic lair.

[AnesthesiaMD]

Westfield?

But they have a walkable downtown, so it’s a trade off.

You are never going to find EVERYTHING you want in a town.

[atgss]

Originally Posted by Jackal1

What towns in NJ should one stay away from to avoid contact with Satan?

You're kidding, right?

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by AnesthesiaMD

Westfield?

Absolutely!
After all, they do allow shopping on Sunday in that town, and that is a clear sign of Satanism.
Also, do I have to point out that there are some non-Christians who "drive suspiciously" in Westfield?

[AnesthesiaMD]

Originally Posted by Retriever

Absolutely!
After all, they do allow shopping on Sunday in that town, and that is a clear sign of Satanism.
Also, do I have to point out that there are some non-Christians who "drive suspiciously" in Westfield?

But they have a NYC train, and good schools.

So there’s that.

You think the prices are high now? Imagine how high they would be if they didnt have Satan to contend with.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by AnesthesiaMD

But they have a NYC train, and good schools.
So there’s that.

Yes, but some people say that they are teaching Satanism in those schools.
And, at least one of the casual dining spots in Westfield features Deviled Ham sandwiches.
Need I say more?

[AnesthesiaMD]

Originally Posted by Retriever

Yes, but some people say that they are teaching Satanism in those schools.

Like I said, when choosing a town, you have to pick your battles. There is no perfect town.

Maybe the OP should have used our “sticky” on choosing NJ towns so we would have a better idea of his preferences.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by AnesthesiaMD

Maybe the OP should have used our “sticky” on choosing NJ towns so we would have a better idea of his preferences.

That is an excellent point.
After all, there are a few different types of Satanism, and the OP might actually like one type and want to avoid another branch.

Can the OP tell us if he is opposed to all types of Satanic activity?
How do you feel about LaVeyan Satanism, Theistic Satanism, and Luciferianism?

[G1..]

Well for sure Morristown ,isn't that where Murphy hides all his gangs???