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Parenthood with Steve Martin. Loved that movie and some great lines:
My favorite, I think of all time:
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father. "
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Grandma: You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
Gil: Oh?
Grandma: Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride!
Gil: (sarcastically.) What a great story.
Grandma: I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
Karen (Gil's wife): I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant.
Gil: Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR?
[on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.
Homer: Are you sure you don't want to come? In a Civil War re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first, but I cannot come
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Here are a few:
Airplane
1) Steve McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up [insert vice here]."
Caddyshack:
1) Al Czervik: "Ah I tell you, golf courses and cemeteries are the two biggest wastes of real estate."
5) Carl Spackler: "I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while."
From History of the World, Part I:
While not used directly every day, I would say this is rather relevant for the unemployment situation today:
Dole Office Clerk [played by Bea Arthur]: Occupation?
Comicus [played by Mel Brooks] : Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus : Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable
and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh! A bull**** artist!
Comicus : A what?
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bull**** last week?
Comicus : Noooooooo.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bull**** last week?
Comicus : Yes!
Moses [played by Mel Brooks]: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
"Olivia Dukakis(sp)
At family, Sunday dinner, watching her FIL, from across the table...
"Old man, you feed another piece of my food to those dogs, I'll kick you, 'til your dead!"
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