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1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.)
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response to be nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
Oh and how about "your right honey" translation in our heads is "is he still freaking talking, it's almost cute how he thinks he knows what he's talking about - not! let's just let him think he right and shut him up now, please!!"
Yeah OK whatever...means I am sick of listening to BS and I am closing the conversation. I win you lose..
Where did you come from... means you have no idea what I am talking about.....Whatever... means yeah what you said, plus I'm done with this conversation.
Just forget it... meaning you Don't get it and probably never will..
I know you love me.... means Get over youself, it doesn't pay the bills or get things done around here....
And when we use your proper name not a pet name we have for you- it means run, run away as far as you can real fast!!! It's going to be unpleasant for you,
My mother used to say "wait 5 minutes" when I asked her to take me somewhere. Then I'd come back and shed say "wait another 10 minutes". So eventually she'd distract me until I forgot....
Rance,one day maybe I''ll make it out to that great territory of yours,at which time the beer I owe ya' will be served...
'cause I owe ya' a brewskie for this post lol!!!
well why stop there,we'll just slam a few pitchers
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means how did this idiot ever come this far!
