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Old 02-28-2014, 06:30 AM
 
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
Soon you may find a new disclaimer printed on your Domino’s pizza box. That’s because
one man complained to the chain that he severely burned his wanker while making woopie
with one of their pizzas - he feels that staffers should warn their customers about the hazards.

Even after apologizing to the customer, the man posted a profane message about how he
had pepperonis stuck to his genitals.




Man says sex with pizza burned his penis
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:47 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
Soon you may find a new disclaimer printed on your Domino’s pizza box. That’s because
one man complained to the chain that he severely burned his wanker while making woopie
with one of their pizzas - he feels that staffers should warn their customers about the hazards.

Even after apologizing to the customer, the man posted a profane message about how he
had pepperonis stuck to his genitals.


Man says sex with pizza burned his penis
I guess the guy had a.. Burning desire and the Hots for Domino's pizza, but overall, the guy is just.. Nuts.. Maybe he should start using condoms....

I'm not even sure why Domino's apologized to this guy... What else did he expect from a hot pizza?
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:50 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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LOL.. Perfect GIF image for this topic, Joy. That was my exact reaction also.
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:55 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Domino’s Pizza UK replied by telling the man to contact the head office, but the man didn’t seemed pleased with that answer,
I wonder if the ever contacted the head office in the UK for an answer to his problem? Most of the time the head office will tell you where to put it.............. when you tell them of a problem with their product.
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:10 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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That gives a new meaning.. or a twist, to the term "A very hot date"...
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:10 AM
 
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Bad enough he got it on with a pizza - but to contact the office about it?

Now everyone knows - he got his freak on with a pizza pie.

Maybe next time, he should skip the pepperoni...
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:19 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Bad enough he got it on with a pizza - but to contact the office about it?

Now everyone knows - he got his freak on with a pizza pie.

Maybe next time, he should skip the pepperoni...
It's definitely a strange story, no matter how you slice it..
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:19 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Thinking a little more about this,,,, if you’re selling pizza to a guy like this would you be a pimp and the buyer be a John? There’s laws against things like this I believe………..
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:21 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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When ordering ask for a prostitute less hot.
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Old 02-28-2014, 11:41 AM
 
Location: SW France
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Stupid prick.
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