Things Not to Say to a Police Officer: (cost, license, how many)
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Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Are You Andy or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1. Thats a nice gun you got there, I've got one like that under the seat.
2. oh man! i was just about to rob a bank!
3. ya know, i ran over a guy wearing the exact same clothes as you 'bout a half mile back.
4. Dose this ID look real.
5. I didn't steal this car.
6. Call 911 and say there's some freak who's been following me for half an hour and insists to see my id card.
7. You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. This is not my car i stole it.
9. Sorry officer, i was speeding because i was reaching over for my loaded gun, but my bag of weed fell from my lap and got lodged in between the gas and brake, causing me to speed and drive wrecklessly.
10. That's not a hooker in my back seat that's my mother.
11. Got any crack on you? all of mine blew out the window when i hit 150 mph.
I was driving down the road once and I drove by the cop and he had someone pulled over by the side of the road. A cat ran across the road and I swerved to miss the cat and almost hit the officer. He jumped in his car to stop me and he was ticked and I rolled down my window and he was pissed and I said well I couldnt hit the cat. He gave me a carless driving ticket. Trust me it wasnt pretty and he was mad and I was sarcastic. Cost me plenty for that sarcastic remark.
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