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***This is certainly a knotty problem. He must have really been pining for that table. It probably has legs up to here and one hot seat. I wonder if he's part of a splinter group? Hope he's not a tree hugger.
Talk about your major woody. This really goes against the grain and seems to have caused alot of friction. Removing an umbrella doesn't make you less shady. He's a chiseler all right. And he must be awfully board. Sex with Patty O. Furniture? I'm sure she's no plane Jane but this is warped. He's gonna take a shellacking for this. He's lathey. So this is his way of coping? They should make him walk the plank, wooden you think? He could use a swift kick in the balsa. He's no longer very poplar lumbering around like this.
I'm logging off now.
I had to laugh while reading this, although it's no laughing matter, but how twisted can one be to have sex with an umbrella hole...lol...what a sicko, and it was metal !!! Maybe he's related to the guy that got caught at work having sex with the empty pinata's...sick,sick,sick !!!
Thanks, I am going to watch that channel and see if it's on their 11 o'clock broadcast.
Guess this might solve the case of the birdhouse bandit, too.
I'll never think of Woody Woodpecker the same again...
But seriously-can you imagine looking out your window~hey Ethel, come here
Last edited by fuzzymystic; 03-28-2008 at 09:18 PM..
Amazing... what this world is coming to. But, somebody else will probably out do him with some other offense.
There are men that like older women, but I think this guy likes older picnic tables. I also hope for his sake he used "protection"... I'm sure those splinters on aged wood or rusty metal can be quite brutal on the skin!
Last edited by Magnum Mike; 03-28-2008 at 09:34 PM..
What clever response some of you have with the tree vernacular, talk about getting an itch.
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Maybe he's related to the guy that got caught at work having sex with the empty pinata's...sick,sick,sick !!!
