Today's Questions: Saturday 25 March 2023...Blowing Wind edition (house, how many, buy)
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Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go. These are last minute questions, so they will be extra crappy.
Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot?
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours?
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot?
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it?
How many people think the last question was really lame?
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me?
Well, I better get going. Seems the power went out while I was in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese. My stinky cheese supply in the fridge spoiled.
Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go. These are last minute questions, so they will be extra crappy. Glad you finally got out of the big house. Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot? No, but then again I don't wear hats.
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours? No
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot? Yes
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it? Yes
How many people think the last question was really lame? I don't think it is, I know some people like to keep it at room temp
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me? No way!
Well, I better get going. Seems the power went out while I was in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese. My stinky cheese supply in the fridge spoiled.
Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go. These are last minute questions, so they will be extra crappy.
Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot? Yes
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours? No
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot? Yes
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it? Yes
How many people think the last question was really lame?
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me?
Well, I better get going. Seems the power went out while I was in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese. My stinky cheese supply in the fridge spoiled.
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot?
----- Talked DW into a hat, she looked stunning, bot hated it. Wind blew it in a lake. Oh, dear.
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours?
----- Her hat, felt, sank like a rock.
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot?
------- yup
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it?
----- I keep a quarter of astick out.
How many people think the last question was really lame?
----- incisive, a mirror of my soul.
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me?
----- I dunno, alaska
Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go.
Sorry to hear that you've been spending time in the Stinkytentiary.
Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot? No, but Mr. Bay once ran after his hat on the beach and ended up falling on his face.
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours? Yes, a scarf. It blew into the street, and it would have been too dangerous to run after it.
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot? No, I've never seen that.
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it? Yes, I do. If I need to soften it, I use the microwave on a very low power setting.
How many people think the last question was really lame? I don't. Whether or not to refrigerate butter is a legitimate issue.
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me? I don't know. He's been rather quiet lately.
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Well, I better get going. Seems the power went out while I was in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese. My stinky cheese supply in the fridge spoiled.
Oh, you poor thing. Do you want a cookie?
Thanks for the questions, Mr. Mutt.
Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go. These are last minute questions, so they will be extra crappy.
Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot? Wear hoodies if I need to cover my head, not hats, but if you want to talk about hair and the wind...
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours? Oh yeah. Once, a long time ago, I had a hard contact lens blow out of my eye when I had the passenger side car window open. No way I would find it. Thank God I wasn't driving.
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot? Yeah, but I don't usually worry about them slamming into my car because I always try to park next to a cart corral even if there are spaces closer to the store. Take an empty cart from them so I have something to hold onto when I walk into the store from the parking lot and they are right there after I put my stuff in the trunk when I come out.
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it? Of course.
How many people think the last question was really lame? Should have asked us to guess how you had stinky cheese smuggled into the big house for you. Was it a member of the stinky cheese cartel you belong to?
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me?
Greetings. After spending 2 weeks in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese, they finally let me go. These are last minute questions, so they will be extra crappy.
Saturday's Questions:
On a windy day have you had to chase your hat across the parking lot?
Not that I remember.
Have you ever just given up and let the wind blow away something of yours?
I probably wouldn't.
Ever seen the wind blowing an empty shopping cart across the parking lot?
Many times. They supposed to be in a corral, but people are lazy...
Do you refrigerate butter when not using it?
When I buy butter, l cut off a piece for immediate use, wrap the rest and refrigerate. I don't refrigerate that cut off piece. It's placed in a cup, air squeezed off, and topped with water. It stays on the countertop.
When all is gone, then I cut off another piece. That way the whole butter doesn't get rancid, here in hot Texas. We have bikini weather already...
How many people think the last question was really lame?
I don't know, but I am not one of them.
Do you think that Walter The Pink Plastic Flamingo has better questions than me?
Of course not!! He is just a plastic ornament...
Well, I better get going. Seems the power went out while I was in jail for driving under the influence of stinky cheese. My stinky cheese supply in the fridge spoiled.
Cheese doesn't spoil that easy. You just need to cut off the bad parts.
I have some cheese in the fridge that is much older and still very much edible...hahaha.
Thank you, AM!! Now enjoy your weekend!
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