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Utrecht, The Netherlands (AHN) - A 21-year-old prankster suffered deep cuts in his bare buttocks after pressing them against a restaurant window, breaking the glass.
According to local authorities, the man, along with two other friends, decided to run around the area with their pants down and their bottoms exposed.
Man Injures Buttocks After Mooning Restaurant | AHN | June 8, 2008 (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7011167944 - broken link)
This was a shattering experience. Sure it was cheeky but his buns are in deep doo doo now. Sounds like he was on crack. Maybe he should have sat this one out. I'm sure he's bummed about it.
I assume the police consider this a booty call. This guy was obviously behind the curve and got canned. What a tail, to be sure. The poor fellow has hit bottom and his end must certainly be near. What a pane. Good thing he wasn't streaking. It must have been a full moon, but arse is not to reason why.
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Boy, people will just do anything. Somebody just needs to get to the bottom of this matter. Couldn't this have just taken place behind closed doors? Is this guy a member of someone's fanny club?? Wonder if the restaurant serves rump roast?? Look at it this way, his rear really made the cut.
This was a shattering experience. Sure it was cheeky but his buns are in deep doo doo now. Sounds like he was on crack. Maybe he should have sat this one out. I'm sure he's bummed about it.
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Originally Posted by nilssson
I assume the police consider this a booty call. This guy was obviously behind the curve and got canned. What a tail, to be sure. The poor fellow has hit bottom and his end must certainly be near. What a pane. Good thing he wasn't streaking. It must have been a full moon, but arse is not to reason why.
This was a shattering experience. Sure it was cheeky but his buns are in deep doo doo now. Sounds like he was on crack. Maybe he should have sat this one out. I'm sure he's bummed about it.
He certainly made an a$$ of himself. Not to mention that he might end up BEHIND bars. I wonder if he left by the REAR entrance (oy).
Poor thing -- he'll be the butt of jokes forever...
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Somebody just needs to get to the bottom of this matter. Couldn't this have just taken place behind closed doors? Is this guy a member of someone's fanny club?? Wonder if the restaurant serves rump roast?? Look at it this way, his rear really made the cut. 
