If you died tomorrow...what would people say about you at your funeral? (the best, how much) - Other Topics - City-Data Forum

funymann · 09-15-2009, 09:58 AM

What would they talk about?

How many people do you think would show up for the funeral?

Capt. Dan · 09-15-2009, 10:00 AM

They would say good riddance and I'm not having a funeral.

yellowsnow · 09-15-2009, 10:07 AM

No funeral for me either. I'd rather spend the money on a party or something fun.

Capt. Dan · 09-15-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt. Dan

They would say good riddance and I'm not having a funeral.

And when my grandkids find out how much $$ grandpa is leaving them they will probably say "why couldnt you have gone sooner?"

[its quite a bit]

Coolhand68 · 09-15-2009, 10:35 AM

One of my biggest fears in life is that my kids would be standing around at my funeral talking about what a sensible guy dad was. My friends know better, so I've made it a point in life to give them all something to talk about when I'm gone. Should be a good time...not sure how many will show, but drinks are on me.

MAtheBanker · 09-15-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Coolhand68

One of my biggest fears in life is that my kids would be standing around at my funeral talking about what a sensible guy dad was. My friends know better, so I've made it a point in life to give them all something to talk about when I'm gone. Should be a good time...not sure how many will show, but drinks are on me.

Do you think all the crazies will show up??

tuteishungry · 09-15-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by funymann

What would they talk about?

How many people do you think would show up for the funeral?

I figure i've only got about 5 years left to live, so everyone already knows what I expect. NO black. Bright colors only on my funeral. Daniel Johnston will be playing and my best friends will give me a ulogy that would consist of hilarious stories of my life, as there are many. They would say I was the funniest girl they've ever met, loyal, intelligent, positive, always happy and genuine.

andreaspercheron · 09-15-2009, 10:54 AM

I'm getting cremate and sprinkled over the ocean.... that's where I belong LOL - Ummm... if there were a service, everyone would talk about me and how great I am LOL errr.. was LOL JUST kidding... I dont know that a lot of people would show. Im kind of a nomad, move around a lot and don't make a lot of friends. My kids would just say the same things they say now that I'm the best Mom on the planet which is probably true LOL

tuteishungry · 09-15-2009, 10:56 AM

By the way, FUNYMANN, this thread is not close to being funny at all.

ChessieMom · 09-15-2009, 11:03 AM

Ugh...a dreary thing to think about.

I think they would say that she loved her son more than anything in the world, and that she tried to live every day with happiness as a goal for both of them. Kind of a selfish b*tch she was too...