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Monkey see, monkey kill.
Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.
According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”
The newspaper’s bizarre story says the Islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons to be all that they can be, arming them with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base.
Somebody please tell me what planet am I on???
Last edited by citizenkane2; 07-13-2010 at 06:14 AM..
I wonder what caliber round a 2 foot tall monkey could actually shoot... maybe .10? That is one teeny weenie AK-47.
Ah, the miracle of photoshop... Besides we are already training huge numbers of apes of the 2 legged variety to do that. They are so easy to train... they will do crazy tricks like run around wearing heavy equipment in 110 degree weather, kill anybody or anything on command, blow themselves up and even stop to pray to an imaginary man in the sky!
And the best part is that you don't even have to give them treats to do it! Silly monkeys...
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