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You've heard of the green party -- a bunch of Birkenstock-wearing, herbal tea drinking, Prius driving pansies who have kids named Breeze and Orion and listen to new age music and who shop at Whole Foods Market and vacation in Central America and read books by Noam Chomsky. Well, I'm starting the BROWN PARTY. I say let's trash the planet and have a good time. What about future generations? Who cares?! I don't even like my own kids. We should all make as much money as possible, have a lot of sex, and party like there's no tomorrow, which there won't be if my plan is successful. I propose that we have our first meeting in Los Angeles on July 4 at Echo Park. Everyone should bring a big bag of trash, and when the gathering is finished, dump it the hell all over the place. Let Governor Brown chew on that for a while!