Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum Nost Voters Choose Suicide

[chica_bella813]

Originally Posted by Colorado Rambler

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Wow!! that is freakin' hilarious!! You have me rolling!!! Too funny!

[RCCCB]

I heard about those Nost voters. They are very fatalistic IMO.

[Harrier]

To my fellow Americans. If you wish to cause our Republic to commit suicide - by all means vote for Barack Hussein Obama in 2012. Our demise will follow soon after.

[Evenstar51]

Originally Posted by subsound

This has got to be an Onion article...that's hilarious. Please link the original so I can see it all.

If it's not, that would be hilariously sad. Especially if people still voted for either one of them, because then you know people are voting for the figurehead on the party....not actually voting for a candidates platform. Voting for a head of lettuce that gets the party nomination is not something people should be proud of. Apparently they are not if they pick death first.

It's by Andy Borowitz, who's hilarious. Here's todays:

[quote] Church, State with New Entity Called ‘Sturch’
Would Offer Salvation, Motor Vehicle Renewals on Sunday



http://www.borowitzreport.com/wp-content/uploads/santorum3.jpg (broken link)LANSING (The Borowitz Report) – Telling a crowd of supporters that the separation of church and state “makes me want to throw up,” GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum today proposed replacing church and state with a new entity he called “sturch.”
“Merging church and state into sturch will benefit all Americans,” he said. “Except maybe Jews.”
Mr. Santorum said that the combined entity would offer greater convenience to the American people than the separation of church and state currently does, since Americans would be able to get salvation and motor vehicle renewals at the same place every Sunday.
Turning to another campaign theme, Mr. Santorum told the crowd, “I support the rights of the unborn child until it is born and wants an education.”
He contrasted himself with President Obama on the education issue, stating, “Barack Obama speaks in complete sentences. What a snob.”
In other campaign news, singer Kid Rock endorsed Mitt Romney, which means that his music is no longer the worst thing about Kid Rock.
An upbeat Mr. Romney visited the Daytona 500, where he told a reporter, “I love this stuff. I’ve always been a big NASDAQ fan." [end quote]

Borowitz Report

[A&M_Indie_08]

What.... SERIOUSLY??? Like REALLY kill themselves???
Lets get this going then as there are far too many stupid people in this country as it is!