EPA to issue New Safety Rules for U.S. Flags (Re: burning) (Obama, free speech)

[HappyTexan]

Enjoy and hope it brings a chuckle or two to you tonight


EPA to issue New Safety Rules for U.S. Flags | danmillerinpanama
Due to reports that an innocent Pakistani youth was mortally sickened by toxic fumes from a United States flag while peacefully burning it, the Environmental Protection Agency is quickly preparing new rules to ensure that all U.S. flags are safe to burn. Ben Dover, the Chief of the Flammable Substances Division at the EPA, stated:

Flag burning is a recognized medium of free expression and this action will again demonstrate to our Muslim friends that we fully support their rights of free speech.
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President Obama’s forceful and decisive action was widely reported by all of the significant media and his already substantial lead over his challenger increased by twelve points nation-wide and by fourteen points in the “swing states.”

[roysoldboy]

Originally Posted by HappyTexan

Enjoy and hope it brings a chuckle or two to you tonight


EPA to issue New Safety Rules for U.S. Flags | danmillerinpanama
Due to reports that an innocent Pakistani youth was mortally sickened by toxic fumes from a United States flag while peacefully burning it, the Environmental Protection Agency is quickly preparing new rules to ensure that all U.S. flags are safe to burn. Ben Dover, the Chief of the Flammable Substances Division at the EPA, stated:

Flag burning is a recognized medium of free expression and this action will again demonstrate to our Muslim friends that we fully support their rights of free speech.
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President Obama’s forceful and decisive action was widely reported by all of the significant media and his already substantial lead over his challenger increased by twelve points nation-wide and by fourteen points in the “swing states.”

Very humorous but you included that last sentence in your intro that probably got some people needlessly excited since most could see that the truth was far away from that sentence.