Forget the birther conspiracy, proof that Obama has a shapeshifting alien on his security detail! (soldier, 2013)

[GWhopper]

If this is true, then maybe Obama himself wasn't born at all...he was hatched! That would make him ineligible to be POTUS because how can you be a Natural Born Citizen if your were HATCHED FROM A POD?????


Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service - Boing Boing

I find this at least as plausible as Obama's mother secretly leaving the country to give birth to Obama in Kenya, then sneaking back into the country and pretending he was born here just because......well, because.....because.....somebody help me here.

Old Army Soldier, this is for you.

[HeyJude514]

Originally Posted by GWhopper

If this is true, then maybe Obama himself wasn't born at all...he was hatched! That would make him ineligible to be POTUS because how can you be a Natural Born Citizen if your were HATCHED FROM A POD?????


Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service - Boing Boing

I find this at least as plausible as Obama's mother secretly leaving the country to give birth to Obama in Kenya, then sneaking back into the country and pretending he was born here just because......well, because.....because.....somebody help me here.

Old Army Soldier, this is for you.

I realize that you posted this as a spoof, but having spent way too much time on birther sites, I can assure you that this has been postulated, and NOT as a spoof. Proving yet again that birthers truly are among the dumbest critters on the planet.

[GWhopper]

Originally Posted by HeyJude514

I realize that you posted this as a spoof, but having spent way too much time on birther sites, I can assure you that this has been postulated, and NOT as a spoof. Proving yet again that birthers truly are among the dumbest critters on the planet.

It was a total coincidence, but a review of this book showed up on my Zite this morning:

The Secret History of the Reptilians: The Pervasive Presence of the Serpent in Human History, Religion and Alien Mythos: Scott Alan Roberts, Philip Coppens: 9781601632517: Amazon.com: Books