Putin: Former KGB Agent
Obama: Former "Community Organizer"
Obama: Apologizes to everyone for America's power while his wife says she was never proud to be American
Putin: Makes no apologies for being pro-Russia and working to make Russia more powerful
Putin: Judo expert
Obama: (bad) Amateur Singer
Obama: Married
Putin: Surrounds himself with sexy gorgeous women
Putin: Probably killed a lot of guys with his bare hands as a covert operative
Obama: Tells the SEALS "okey-dokey" and then tries to take credit for killing OBL
Obama: Makes a silly internet video begging kids to buy insurance
Putin: Makes preparations to invade another country while Obama is making the video
Putin: His henchmen threaten to turn America into "radioactive dust"
Obama: His limp-wristed pool boy threatens that Obama will unfriend Putin on FaceBook
Obama: Sends word to Putin that "After I'm reelected, I'll have more flexibility"
Putin: Sends word to Obama that it's "time to get flexible: bend over and take it"
Putin: Tells the EU he (Putin) will hurt them if they mess with him (Putin) because of what Obama wants
Obama: Begs the EU to hurt Putin because he (Putin) is messing with him (Obama)
Obama: Draws line in the sand
Putin: Kicks the sand in Obama's face
Maybe Obama can send Hillary "What Different Does It Matter" Clinton BACK to Putin with another one of those silly misspelled "RESET" buttons 'cause like, that Sesame Street Diplomacy really worked so well, didn't it?
Looks like the Community Organizer and Blamer In Chief needs to keep the promise he made to Putin about "Tell him after I'm re-elected, I'll have more flexibility." At least Bush hasn't been blamed yet.