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Old 05-29-2014, 05:38 PM
 
Location: SF Bay Area
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My White Privilege | eBay

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After a lot of thought and soul searching I have decided to part with my White Privilege. From what I am told it is very valuable. But I guess I'm just not doing it right. I have always had to work hard for everything just like my ancestors did when they immigrated here. I guess whenever I got to the front of the line all of the White Privilege was already handed out. So for me it was the life of labor instead. Sure I own a house but when I went to obtain a mortgage there was no special White Privilege programs for me. The same thing happened when I looked into starting a business or getting a nice government or Union job. So I am offering my brand new in a box White Privilege to the highest bidder. You will receive a letter explaining that you are the owner of my White Privilege and are entitled to all the perks advantages that come along with it. Good Luck and Happy Bidding
Here is your chance!

ETA, it is white guilt free per the Q&A section

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Q: Does it come with white guilt as well?
A: No I'm afraid I don't have my White Guilt. I loaned my White Guilt to a friend right around the time of the 2008 Presidential election. He has said he lost it shortly there after. So this is guilt free privilege. You can have all the advantages of White Privilege without the White Guilt. The possibilities are endless
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:48 PM
 
Location: The D-M-V area
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Ha!!
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:50 PM
 
Location: San Diego, CA
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Priceless.
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:55 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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Freakin hilarious!
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:57 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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I might buy it just to have twice the privilege.
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:01 PM
 
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just gave me an idea.
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:03 PM
 
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My Dad bought that when he married a White Woman back in the 60's.
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:07 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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My Dad bought that when he married a White Woman back in the 60's.
Heyyyyy, mine married an Indian. I want a refund
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:09 PM
 
Location: Spokane, WA
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Originally Posted by 1AngryTaxPayer View Post
Heyyyyy, mine married an Indian. I want a refund
You got a refund. It's called reparations from all the old retiree's spending money on the Hangover and Sex in the City slot machines.

I'm assuming Feathers not Dots.
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:13 PM
 
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This is pretty good. Why didn't I think of it?
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