Sarah Sanders Says God Wanted Trump To Be President (laws, women, single)

[Ohiogirl81]

Originally Posted by Old Gringo

Here's the catch:

Christians can't cherry pick what parts of their bible to accept.

They've been commanded to believe that it's the unalterable word of the all-powerful, all-knowing middle eastern god they worship.

As such, every word has to be taken at its face value.

Awesome. I think I'll go out and stone someone.

[Old Gringo]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

Awesome. I think I'll go out and stone someone.

Take yer bible as a legal defense.

You know, just in case.

[jojajn]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

Awesome. I think I'll go out and stone someone.

Religious liberty! Smite your neighbor who doesn't honer the sabbath.

Now while the sons of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering wood on the Sabbath day. Those who found him gathering wood brought him to Moses and Aaron and to all the congregation; and they put him in custody because it had not been declared what should be done to him. Then the Lord said to Moses, “The man shall surely be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” So all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him to death with stones, just as the Lord had commanded Moses. - Numbers 15: 32-36

[JCHouseHunter]

Originally Posted by greywar

God also gives bone cancer to babies. I will add this to the list of things I want explained.

Everything that is good is from God, everything that is bad is from Satan

Pretty simple answer, but you of course don't want the answer, you just want to be mad at God to justify not having to live righteously

[ohhwanderlust]

Originally Posted by JCHouseHunter

Everything that is good is from God, everything that is bad is from Satan

Pretty simple answer, but you of course don't want the answer, you just want to be mad at God to justify not having to live righteously

"My baby daughter died of bone cancer, why?!"
"She was touched by Satan"

Have you ever considered a career in grief counselling?

[TigerLily24]

Originally Posted by Bureaucat

www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/politics/2019/january/exclusive-white-house-press-secretary-sarah-sanders-god-wanted-donald-trump-to-become-president

Fire, brimstone, and plagues of frogs and locusts wouldn’t have been enough punishment?

God has a very good sense of humor.

If nothing else, it has certainly been an object lesson in how not to uphold the Ten Commandments.

Not to mention the seven deadly sins.
Really, who better epitomizes lust, gluttony, greed, laziness, wrath, envy and/or pride than Trump?

Sometimes we do need concrete examples of how not to live to remind us of how we should.

I don't often agree with Sarah, but, I'm thinking she may be onto something here.

[Catgirl64]

Originally Posted by JCHouseHunter

Everything that is good is from God, everything that is bad is from Satan

Pretty simple answer, but you of course don't want the answer, you just want to be mad at God to justify not having to live righteously

Sorry, but that dog won't hunt. Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and good things happen to bad ones. I absolutely believe that miracles are possible, but I also believe that sometimes **** just happens.

[TigerLily24]

Originally Posted by Ringo1

God must also have wanted Pelosi to be Speaker of the House then.

But of course.

[r small]

Originally Posted by bawac34618

No it's more like most people see how hypocritical you are for supporting a thrice-married adulterer who paid off a porn star in the name of "family values" simply because you are angry about Roe and Obergefell.

America is not a theocracy and never has been regardless of how much you wish it were so. People aren't required to "live righteously" according to your god's rules. And now, you have less moral authority than ever to impose your dogma on the rest of us because of who you've chosen as your Dear Leader. When Trump is out of office, American Christianity will have to deal with that stain for years to come.

Triple reps.

[animalcrazy]

Originally Posted by No_Recess

It ain't the most dangerous superstition/religion in the world for nothin' my fellow slaves...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uVV2Dcqt0

Someone has authority issues
So Honey Boo Boo all grown up says god wanted Trump to be president? That makes about as much sense as this video.