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I wouldn't LOL at the community service. I have heard about some fairly laughable community service "punishments" -- such "work" as helping to stock shelves or prepare food at a food bank, working at an animal shelter, or being a reading tutor for underprivileged kids. You know, the kind of work that many people are happy to volunteer to do.
It would not surprise me a bit if his community service (if given) is something like teaching underprivileged kids to play golf.
I was actually thinking he would teach them about the Stock Market