Newt Gingrich to convert to Catholicism (money, marriages, history, President)

[AaronK]

Anyone here of this? I've also been hearing rumors that our current president will also be doing the same.

[Swampmonster]

Newt Gingrich to convert to Catholicism

Wouldn't he have to become a human first.I didn't know slugs could convert to anything other than a slime trail if you put salt on them.

[burdell]

Originally Posted by muleskinner

Newt Gingrich to convert to Catholicism

Wouldn't he have to become a human first.I didn't know slugs could convert to anything other than a slime trail if you put salt on them.

Hey, the church does have a proud history of witch hunts, Newtie should be a good fit.

[delusianne]

Newt always seemed like a lapsed Catholic to me, somehow. Lee Atwater too.

[Mike from back east]

Originally Posted by burdell

Hey, the church does have a proud history of witch hunts, Newtie should be a good fit.

Yes, but how does the church reconcile itself to Newtie's three marriages and his infidelity.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by burdell

Hey, the church does have a proud history of witch hunts, Newtie should be a good fit.

I agree...I hadn't looked at it like that.Maybe he can buy him one of those post hole digger looking hats and join in on the fun.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by Mike from back east

Yes, but how does the church reconcile itself to Newtie's three marriages and his infidelity.

Money?

[harborlady]

Originally Posted by AaronK

Anyone here of this? I've also been hearing rumors that our current president will also be doing the same.

Dayum! There goes the neighborhood!

[jojajn]

Originally Posted by AaronK

Anyone here of this? I've also been hearing rumors that our current president will also be doing the same.

Maybe Newt is setting up for a 2012 presidental run.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by jojajn

Maybe Newt is setting up for a 2012 presidental run.

I hope so...he has so much dirt on him he'll be easy to bury quick.