Meet Hugh Topian: Your Liberal Friend (speech, world, capital, Republican)

[Repubocrat]

Meet Hugh Topian, your Progressive Liberal friend! He will help you make the transition from hateful, heartless Republican to open-minded and progressive Liberal. Hugh Topian says that people on wellfare should NEVER be referred to as wellfare recipients because this term can be very divisive and hurtful! Like a good Liberal, Hugh Topian came up with the term "Public Investment Recipient". In Hugh Topian's Liberal world, no one should ever be offended and we all should be very careful not to use terms that may actually hurt other people's feelings.

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[vkhmini]

lol!

[Dopo]

Originally Posted by Repubocrat

Meet Hugh Topian

You forgot to introduce his brother Trick Alldown


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[Repubocrat]

Hugh Topian says that we should never refer to a fat person as fat or overweight because those terms can be very hurtful and divisive. Hugh Topian like the good Liberal that he is came up with term "person of mass"

[Innovator831021]

Originally Posted by Repubocrat

Hugh Topian like the good Liberal that he is came up with term "person of mass"

I would say they are people of incalculable girth.

[Fred314X]

But what about short people? Oh, goodness gracious, how could I have been so (unintentionally) offensive in my speech? What I meant to say was, "Who's looking out for the vertically challenged?" There...that's better!