THIS is a worse excuse than Craig's "wide stance" lie...I didn't think that was possible.
Kitty porn: Man blames cat for downloading child-sex photos
A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department
reports.
Keith Griffin of
Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.
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