How many government workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Congress, insurance)

[ViewFromThePeak]

As many as the congressional budget will allow.

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[kaimuki]

Here is the answer to your original question. It takes 1,001 Congressional members to screw in a light bulb, 1 to screw it in and 1,000 to write up the enviromental impact report. LOL! I'm a Liberal but I can laugh at my own party...sometimes.

[Boompa]

Originally Posted by kaimuki

Here is the answer to your original question. It takes 1,001 Congressional members to screw in a light bulb, 1 to screw it in and 1,000 to write up the enviromental impact report. LOL! I'm a Liberal but I can laugh at my own party...sometimes.

I don't know about lightbulbs but I've heard that if one jumps out the window it will take him a week to hit the ground

[nicet4]

Hello, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

[lilypad]

The government has a reeducation camp and a striped suit waiting for those who make light (pun!) of such a significant undertaking by their home boys.

[mackinac81]

Originally posted by kaimuki
Here is the answer to your original question. It takes 1,001 Congressional members to screw in a light bulb, 1 to screw it in and 1,000 to write up the enviromental impact report. LOL! I'm a Liberal but I can laugh at my own party...sometimes.

Ha! That was good. We have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.

[EinsteinsGhost]

What is a lightbulb?

[wordsmith680]

Originally Posted by ViewFromThePeak

As many as the congressional budget will allow.

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Mercifully they are workin on a light bulb vs my backside like private insurance

[desertsun41]

They are not capable of screwing a lightbulb. They only know how to screw their Interns and other assorted Hookers that come to their room.

Oh yea and they do know how to screw we the peasants.

[gregandvicky]

One to hold the lightbulb and 32 Czars to turn the ladder.