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Old 11-15-2009, 08:15 AM
 
Location: Near Manito
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You need to brush up on poetry, nothing rhimes.
Why, thank you.

There once was an Hombre Five Seven)
Who wanted to get into heaven
He dissed Yeledaf
And got him to laugh
While working at Seven-Eleven
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:58 AM
 
Location: On Top
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Fearing Brain Sacrifice? Watch the Daily Show!

maycausefaintingconstipationnauseasuicidalthoughts orreducedsemenflowerectionslastingmorethansixhours shouldbereprotedtoamedicalcareprofessional
Space bar broke huh? Same thing happened to my keyboard, it's just a weakened spring, no biggy....
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:54 AM
 
Location: Near Manito
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Space bar broke huh? Same thing happened to my keyboard, it's just a weakened spring, no biggy....
Ever hear the voiceovers on the drug commercials? They speak in a rushed whisper and....

Oh, never mind.

Pearls before swine.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:12 AM
 
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<snip>Ever hear the voiceovers on the drug commercials? They speak in a rushed whisper and....
I don't watch commercials, my DVR automatically cuts them out...
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:34 AM
 
Location: Keonsha, Wisconsin
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Why, thank you.

There once was an Hombre Five Seven)
Who wanted to get into heaven
He dissed Yeledaf
And got him to laugh
While working at Seven-Eleven
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:48 AM
 
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Fearing Brain Sacrifice? Watch the Daily Show!l
CAUTION:

May cause tremors resulting from dialytic separation of chelated BS or heavy metals which may have been previously blocking neuronal synapse.

This can be causative of a major shift in leg tingling or restless leg syndrome to various cortical quadrants, which can lead to euphoria accompanied by uncontrollable exaltations.

Should any of these symptoms occur for more than 24 hours, switch immediately to a network news station on your TV.

Contraindications: Not to be administered to any person suffering from Yeledaf disease or Bushing's Syndrome as this may require immediate moderator supervision.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:51 AM
 
Location: Near Manito
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CAUTION:

May cause tremors resulting from dialytic separation of chelated BS or heavy metals which may have been previously blocking neuronal synapse.

This can be causative of a major shift in leg tingling or restless leg syndrome to various cortical quadrants, which can lead to euphoria accompanied by uncontrollable exaltations.

Should any of these symptoms occur for more than 24 hours, switch immediately to a network news station on your TV.

Contraindications: Not to be administered to any person suffering from Yeledaf disease or Bushing's Syndrome as this may require immediate moderator supervision.
LOL

Not bad. Yeledaf's disease: AKA priapism.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:52 AM
 
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I love it when a person who professes to fear having his brain sacrificed and protects himself against that by watching a television program claims that I am insensitive to comedy.

Among other things, this reinforces my faith in the essential justice of personal mortality. I mean, who would want to live forever in the midst of such painfully unintentional irony?
Lighten up, Francis.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:07 PM
 
Location: just here
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He's a script-reading actor, for chrissake. With the same tired old left-wing agenda.

Nothing like a court jester who doubles as lap-dog for the party in power.

Takes a lot of courage...
Jealous?
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:20 PM
 
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Lighten up, Francis.
Best use of a quote from the film "Stripes" on a CityData forum, ever..
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