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I believe alot on here really know the truth but have been indoctrinated to think what is happening is a good thing. So they defend and pretend that everyone is nuts like they have been told to. Very sad.
Obama has canceled the National Day of Prayer
Obama's mother-in-law practices voodoo in the White House
Michelle Obama hates "wh-tey"
Obama was schooled at a terrorist training camp in Indonesia
Obama was born in Kenya
Obama is a Muslim
Obama's parents were communists
Obama didn't salute the flag
Obama has been groomed by the New World Order folks to destroy America
And I'm still waiting for the rumor that Obama eats babies for breakfast
He could prove it all if he just would . Whats he hiding ?
Yes, indeed! Brings back memories. With this post, I proclaim the thread offishally dead. Enjoy.
Wet Dreams, by Kip Adotta:
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot
I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Did you even read your link or just google it and paste it on here? From your link: "Writer Jeffrey Weeks, in the link listed above, wrote, in part: “But to go from concern to suggesting that President Obama is about to ban fishing in America is the most absurd and irresponsible thing I have ever seen a major news outlet publish. There is not even a remote possibility that a standing president of the United States will outlaw fishing in America.â€"\
Obama has canceled the National Day of Prayer
Obama's mother-in-law practices voodoo in the White House
Michelle Obama hates "wh-tey"
Obama was schooled at a terrorist training camp in Indonesia
Obama was born in Kenya
Obama is a Muslim
Obama's parents were communists
Obama didn't salute the flag
Obama has been groomed by the New World Order folks to destroy America
And I'm still waiting for the rumor that Obama eats babies for breakfast
You really should stop starting such rumors. Iti does nothing positive for the country to have you going around and making such fabrications.
BTW, re: your name, I was under the impression that in Cali, Columbia it was all about coke, not heroin, so I am curious about your handle CaliPoppy
According to Tea Party supporter, Obama wants to outlaw fishing in America! What's next, hunting!?
This is true, and it has been reported in the news well over a month ago. It is part of some invironmental regulations or policy (if I remember correctly) that he is pushing.
This is definitely somthing that needs attention, because he will do it if we allow it.
This is true, and it has been reported in the news well over a month ago. It is part of some invironmental regulations or policy (if I remember correctly) that he is pushing.
This is definitely somthing that needs attention, because he will do it if we allow it.
Good heavens, some people will believe ANYTHING. And they vote!
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