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I was at the store the other day and some woman came in probably mid 50's...she had like three teeth and you could tell she did some serious drugs in her day......typical trailer trash from hell.....as she stood right in front of me at the checkout line, she started shaking her leg off to the side and kinda twisted her hips to the side and out came the loudest rip I've heard in years. She didn't miss a beat and to her it was no big deal. I felt my lunch coming back up.
THATS WHY IT'S A BIG DEAL!
Inside Wall Mart, no doubt. When I see something like this happening, I fire up my trusty cigarette lighter, and hold it next to the offending blow-hole. Fart gas burned off does not stink. However, check the law, since lighting farts is illegal in some States, as well as a number of foreign countries.
I was on a plane Monday when someone let loose with a really smelly one.
Every mother on the plane was smelling their kids diaper. It wasn't one of the kids.
Now to be stuck on a plane and not able to crack a window
This might make a good new topic but ever notice that few people get grossed out by their own farts?
Harrier once received a birthday card that had a printed message something like this:
"Birthdays are like your farts, outwardly you are disgusted, but inwardly you secretly enjoy them."
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