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Actually, that is a wapiti, there being some debate among purists for what does and does not constitute "elk".
That which we call moose is also known in Europe as the elk, while the animal we refer to as an elk here in America most definitely IS the wapiti but most commonly known as an elk.
Nevertheless, taiga-niviakkaq, that was most definitely NOT a moose, and you must pay the penalty: You must be a one-time living sacrifice to TVSG, the first date once he puts up the kinds of photos I recommended.
Sasquatch you are most harsh. I do think she warrants demerits for failing to fully absorb Grasshopper's innumerable bon mots but to punish her so severely for not knowing all about moose, elks and wapiti is cruel and unusual punishment which surely doesn't fit the crime.
Fortunately, since our boy didn't respond to your suggestion and is unlikely to do so (reading even one sentence containing more than two words with more than three syllables stymies him, so you went way over the limit) she's in the clear.
Thank you STT. Also, TVSG has flirted with innumerable women since he first invited me to personally walk on his back. All, I requested from him, (if you will recall was a hair transplant (from his back to his sparsely appointed chest), and a body wax. And now, the capitolized FISH oil. It's too much, way too much!!!
Alas, your cries and pleas have reached mine cauliflowered listeners and I agree, pitching the lass in at the deep end of the volcano is exceeding harsh.
Thank you STT. Also, TVSG has flirted with innumerable women since he first invited me to personally walk on his back. All, I requested from him, (if you will recall was a hair transplant (from his back to his sparsely appointed chest), and a body wax. And now, the capitolized FISH oil. It's too much, way too much!!!
Well you can tickle my face with your feet instead
Well you can tickle my face with your feet instead
You need to get a Tickle Me Elmo, while you FISH for a new date. Blow-up dolls are on sale this week too!!
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