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Old 06-26-2011, 06:40 AM
 
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For some reason I thought you were early 50's like me ...

You know what the comedian said about that warning - "If I get an erection lasting more than 4 hours, I'll be calling a lot more people than just my doctor!"


I hope the shot results in more than just wadding and black powder coming out...
If I had one lasting more than 4 hours... Well, it would be a form a line sort of deal. Kinda like a circus freak show, ta da!

With the wadding and black powder, can't forget the smoke either.
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Old 06-26-2011, 08:32 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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If I had one lasting more than 4 hours... Well, it would be a form a line sort of deal. Kinda like a circus freak show, ta da!
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, step right up to see the greatest wonder of the known world! OVER 50 AND STILL GETTING WOOD! Your eyes aren't deceiving you! OLD AND VIRILE, NOT YET STERILE! SMELL the fear of the ladies! SEE the sadistic torture of prolonged, wrinkly erections! NO Viagra here, ladies and gentlemen - this is the REAL THING that will make the girlies SING! Here comes PHIL THE CHILL PILL - his pickle isn't dill! Mother Nature MADE him this way - won't one of you fine ladies try to lead him astray?!? HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!




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With the wadding and black powder, can't forget the smoke either.
I won't even mention caps and balls ...
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Old 06-26-2011, 08:35 AM
 
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Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, step right up to see the greatest wonder of the known world! OVER 50 AND STILL GETTING WOOD! Your eyes aren't deceiving you! OLD AND VIRILE, NOT YET STERILE! SMELL the fear of the ladies! SEE the sadistic torture of prolonged, wrinkly erections! NO Viagra here, ladies and gentlemen - this is the REAL THING that will make the girlies SING! Here comes PHIL THE CHILL PILL - his pickle isn't dill! Mother Nature MADE him this way - won't one of you fine ladies try to lead him astray?!? HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
Phil the consummate pitchman. Sideshow phil maybe?




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I won't even mention caps and balls ...
I wasn't going to mention it either.
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Old 06-26-2011, 08:48 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Phil the consummate pitchman. Sideshow phil maybe?
Me in my Blue Period ...




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I wasn't going to mention it either.
Now that we BOTH haven't NOT mentioned it, I think we're good to go!
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Old 06-26-2011, 08:52 AM
 
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Me in my Blue Period ...
7 PM show and a 9 PM showing. The 9 PM showing is in fact "blue"



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Now that we BOTH haven't NOT mentioned it, I think we're good to go!
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Old 06-26-2011, 10:01 AM
 
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I have a friend who works in a nursing home and he said you'd be amazed at how many of them manage to do that. Maybe they have alzheimer's and forget that they couldn't do that before.
With Baby Boomers coming from the era of 'free sex' now entering Nursing Homes, Id imagine such places are going to be like ***** Houses but at no charge ; complete with the whole gammit of STD's . Sad in a way. , but a reality given some time.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:47 AM
 
Location: S. Florida
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Just because there is snow on the roof...

Doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace.
I love this!!
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:56 AM
 
Location: Western Colorado
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50-55? Let me remember back then....yeah it was good. It's STILL good.
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:47 AM
 
Location: West Paris
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Thank God for Viagra and Levitra!
For some, not all...


lol

thanks to the pharmeceutic industry: D
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:48 AM
 
Location: West Paris
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Well, I'm 73 and I tried Viagra only once to see what all the fuss was about. Yeah, I could tell a difference, but I told my wife I don't want to be like that guy in the Viagra ad that has to visit a doctor when an erection lasts for longer than 4 hours. I have high blood pressure and take medicine for it, and that, or just plain old age, has affected my libido, but I still get erections and can still remember what to do with one after I get it, (if I hurry). I think our greatest sex organ is our brain, how we use it has a lot to do with how we respond. I'm 73, but I'm damn sure not dead yet. There are things that turn me on immediately.

And the love..
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