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I was 14 and she was 21. I spent the night and when she took her clothes off I had to keep quiet because I wanted to get laid.
I was used to looking at playboys and the like as little boys like to do but when I saw that 21 year old I thought to myself;
"Dang those things sure are saggy already"
Now you all have to guess what parts I'm talking about.
As the sexy clothing was slowly removed I realized that I had in fact entered into a sexual relationship with a beast of the field. When the heavy duty bra which could hold a couple of pumpkins in place was removed I felt a wave of nausea as I witnessed twin mountains of flesh plummet downwards like two sacks of potatoes. As more clothing was removed I became dizzy and disoriented and nearly fainted as a bloblike shape appeared before my very eyes. When she removed her dentures and put them into a glass and said "How about a little kiss?" I collapsed on the floor in a state of shock.
Strangely enough it wasn't the first time that really took my breath away.
...or the second, or the third, or...
Well, anyway, one that I'll forever have burned into my pea-brain was in my first year of college in NYC. The Greek/Italian daughter of a gynecologist father and concert-violinist mother(!). Needless to say, well-to-do. That's how we ended up spending our second date in their beach house in Southampton, NY while her folks were in Europe.
Breathtakingly beautiful girl - tall, slender yet curvy, long dark hair, piercing eyes, full breasts...she was the kind to wear short-shorts and bippy tops all summer, so I'd had an inkling of what was to come. But on that fateful night, with the ocean whispering onto the sand and the clear skies filled with twinkling stars and a full moon, our bellies filled with purloined Johnny Walker Blue, we made our way back from the beach to the master bedroom. As I laid back on the huge canopy bed I watched mesmerized as she slowly and sensuously removed her few clothes, her perfect body silhouetted against the sliding glass deck doors like a Greek goddess.
If I had only known better; if I had lived a full life at that point, knowing what I know now...I would have gratefully died then and there. Nothing would ever replace that image - nothing. To say that it was a moment frozen in time would only be to belittle it - it was beyond words. It was visceral, it was a punch in the gut, a kick in the crotch and a soft yet insistent kiss that lasted forever.
For two of them, I can't keep it pg-13. For the other guy, it was kind of a cringe-worthy moment.
I had one boyfriend in college who I messed around with, but did not have sex with (I was still a virgin). He was absolutely gorgeous, first time I saw him naked. If he hadn't stopped what he was doing one night to suddenly sit up and ask where our relationship was going - completely ruining the moment - I probably wouldn't have been a virgin after that night.
As the sexy clothing was slowly removed I realized that I had in fact entered into a sexual relationship with a beast of the field. When the heavy duty bra which could hold a couple of pumpkins in place was removed I felt a wave of nausea as I witnessed twin mountains of flesh plummet downwards like two sacks of potatoes. As more clothing was removed I became dizzy and disoriented and nearly fainted as a bloblike shape appeared before my very eyes. When she removed her dentures and put them into a glass and said "How about a little kiss?" I collapsed on the floor in a state of shock.
What Was Your Reaction the 1st Time You Saw A Lover Naked?
I dont know. There have been too many lovers and I really dont know what I was thinking the first time I saw them.
I guess the only one I can say that I remember is my wife. I remember thinking that she had the most perfect and amazing body I had ever seen - be it in real life, on TV, in a movie, or in a magazine.
I dont know. There have been too many lovers and I really dont know what I was thinking the first time I saw them.
I guess the only one I can say that I remember is my wife. I remember thinking that she had the most perfect and amazing body I had ever seen - be it in real life, on TV, in a movie, or in a magazine.
Those 10 on the end of either arm don't actually count lao .
Strangely enough it wasn't the first time that really took my breath away.
...or the second, or the third, or...
Well, anyway, one that I'll forever have burned into my pea-brain was in my first year of college in NYC. The Greek/Italian daughter of a gynecologist father and concert-violinist mother(!). Needless to say, well-to-do. That's how we ended up spending our second date in their beach house in Southampton, NY while her folks were in Europe.
Breathtakingly beautiful girl - tall, slender yet curvy, long dark hair, piercing eyes, full breasts...she was the kind to wear short-shorts and bippy tops all summer, so I'd had an inkling of what was to come. But on that fateful night, with the ocean whispering onto the sand and the clear skies filled with twinkling stars and a full moon, our bellies filled with purloined Johnny Walker Blue, we made our way back from the beach to the master bedroom. As I laid back on the huge canopy bed I watched mesmerized as she slowly and sensuously removed her few clothes, her perfect body silhouetted against the sliding glass deck doors like a Greek goddess.
If I had only known better; if I had lived a full life at that point, knowing what I know now...I would have gratefully died then and there. Nothing would ever replace that image - nothing. To say that it was a moment frozen in time would only be to belittle it - it was beyond words. It was visceral, it was a punch in the gut, a kick in the crotch and a soft yet insistent kiss that lasted forever.
No kidding that would have been the end of it for me as well.
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