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Our new "baby" is here!! He is absolutely wonderful! The only problem is he knows how to open the toilet seat to drink from it!
Congrats...and have fun with that! Mine can't even figure out how to open the kennel door when it's unlatched. I doubt they will be mastering the toilet lid anytime soon. LOL
Congrats...and have fun with that! Mine can't even figure out how to open the kennel door when it's unlatched. I doubt they will be mastering the toilet lid anytime soon. LOL
LOL, I always toss a carrot in the crate to "lure" him in when it's time for me to leave the house.
If the door is even slightly closed over he just stands there and stares at the door, wishing it to open. Then he looks at me like "what the hell...open the door idiot!"
Speaking of boobs...I got molested by the cosmetologist this past weekend.
I was getting a facial and while I was laying on the table, the woman of Asian descent asked me if my breasts were real. I couldn't understand what she said at first, she had a really thick accent, so I just said "no." Then she asked me when I had the surgery and I just said "yes". LOL....When she realized that I am not understanding what she is asking me, she just started touching my boobs with the back of her hand saying "oh no, they are real, real"...Then I got what she was asking me.
She is lucky she got me. I bet if it was someone else, her ass would be in trouble.
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