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Originally Posted by BrettWeir
We all know that once married, and especially when the kids come along the frequency of slap and tickle events decreases with the Mrs. A friend of mine suggested that as you lie in bed with your wife, just as she is about to fall asleep you start doing the five fingered knuckle shuffle to the point of rattling the bed. She will ultimately give it up because her options are limited at that point. Help a brother out. Im only gettin it twice a week.  |
What a stupid idea. Don't be a grunt.
Stay in excellent shape. Don't ever give her a reason not to trust you. Have squeaky clean hygiene. Put the toilet seat up when you go and close it when you're done. Make sure the bathroom is clean and sanitized after you use it. Don't have bad breath. Be affectionate. Listen and be attentive to her needs. Do household chores when needed because that's not her job only. Cook her dinner sometimes. Give her lots of hugs and attention throughout the day. Don't dress like most guys-complete slobs. Stay groomed. Tell her how beautiful she is. Pick a feature that you like about her and tell her what you like. Occasionally rub her thighs, her arms, her back. Kiss her passionately. Don't be self-absorbed. Offer to give her a massage every week. Nothing like rubbing warm lotion all over the female anatomy in all its naked glory.
After all, this beautiful woman has devoted the rest of her life to you. Treat her accordingly and you will be rewarded...often.
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