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Innocent minds with your porn? You know you're talking about me, right?
Innocent? Innocent?! I haven't been that since I was 10!
10? You better be kidding.
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Unfortunately that wasn't possible.
Need a quarter?
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Originally Posted by crabman1
Well Froggie I went and did a little research on crunches. That got sidetracked when a guy on one site claimed more calories could be burned masturbating. Then I was researching calories burned while masturbating. lol Interesting stuff. It would seem that much like running where the speed, distance, terrain, etc. affects the calorie burn so it is with masturbation. Appears that 25 is considered the bottom line as the semen itself will contain about 15 calories and even a few strokes and a blow will knock off 10. From there it depends on the intensity of your "workout" but the top end can be in the 200 range. Looking at the calorie burn on other activities I'm not sure how this is achieved. That would have to be a very vigorous "workout" but maybe I'm just not imaginative enough or too lazy in my own "workouts". Not sure where I'm going with this but crunches sound like such a drag and everybody likes "personal training" so what with Tempt sending you that scantily clad bouncing video.....
LOL! Dude, your mind is....very stimulated..ahem.
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Try holding your breath until the video comes from Tempt, darlin'.
LOL!
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Originally Posted by justthe6ofus
We used to have this trampoline (we still have it, haven't set it up in years) and my husband would say "hey hon, why don't you get on there and jump with the kids". Then I saw the video of myself jumping ...
Okay so it was NOT pretty. YOU may think it will be hot and sexy and yum but boobs are not supposed to bounce around like THAT! I guess it might look more appealing on someone that doesn't sport a 34/36 DD...LOL
I wear 2 bras when I run...just becuase of that video!
It might not have been pretty to you, but if your husband was asking you to jump on it,.. he was enjoying it.
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Originally Posted by Prince_Frog
Lies. All lies!
I can always tell boobs from wings and other things!
They're boobs! They need to be seen jumping on trampolines!
Lol! I agree. I don't have a trampoline, though.
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Ha, I was wondering what that little new thingie (blog this post) today was... Looks like a good base for gossiping.
I'm thinking about pushing the button to find out what it is. I haven't tried it yet or know what it's for.
HA! I used to jump on the trampoline too....but only when no one else was looking!!
LOL...I will admit it is a LOT of fun! We don't set it up anymore though because it is a huge safety hazzard now that the kids are older and I cannot be in the yard policing it every waking minute.
I would love to set it up again though, just not brave enough to accept the responsiblity of the kids in the neighborhood.
Stimulated? LOL Women are not exactly common here and I last saw one in early August.... I'm old, not dead! BTW, If I remember rightly Phil is actually a year older? 2 years? So this would imply I'm not THE most decrepit person here.
Stimulated? LOL Women are not exactly common here and I last saw one in early August.... I'm old, not dead! BTW, If I remember rightly Phil is actually a year older? 2 years? So this would imply I'm not THE most decrepit person here.
Decrepit? DECREPIT?!?
All right, FishBoy, you and I are gonna' dance at yer next port o' call!
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