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Old 12-20-2011, 01:51 PM
 
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Saw this somewhere and it really made me laugh.

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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your azz is disconnected!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick..... We are flexible like that.
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:27 PM
 
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I bought a broom at a dept. store one day (I go thru a lot of brooms) the checkout girl looked at me and asked if it was my ride home (she must have thought she knew me). Then I saw the terror in her eyes right before I busted out laughing.
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:31 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Saw this somewhere and it really made me laugh.

Hope you get a thoughtful laugh out of it too



Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your azz is disconnected!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick..... We are flexible like that.
What if happens to be the camera button? You can snap the booty of the girl in front
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:37 PM
 
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your azz is disconnected!
Don't forget stroked with a skilled finger (with today's phones, you know?)
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:09 PM
 
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I bought a broom at a dept. store one day (I go thru a lot of brooms) the checkout girl looked at me and asked if it was my ride home (she must have thought she knew me). Then I saw the terror in her eyes right before I busted out laughing.
That's great!!!

Sometimes you have to threaten to ride off on your broom in order to get certain people's attention
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:39 PM
 
Location: Pa
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We like when they touch our qwerty over and over.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:26 PM
 
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We like when they touch our qwerty over and over.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - SO true
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:27 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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Lol.
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Old 12-22-2011, 09:10 AM
 
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its funny cuz its true
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