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Good for you Ascension!! Why is Ascension talking in the third person?
You know, people don't like the positive posts very much, or at least not mine. But that is great!! Nice of you to not be with other women while you are with her. I am proud!
I have always wondered about eastern european chicks... Is what they say true?
Um. They can be true. It depends on where they come from. A lady you meet from St Petersburg and someone from a small village outside Minsk will be completely different.
If there's one thing I've noticed for sure is the heels. Man, walking up and down Nevsky prospect in the dead of winter wearing barely anything and with heels that go up to their shoulders, never once having trouble.
So to all you ladies, ascension apologizes in advance, that he is no longer available (at the moment)
HALLELUJAH!! This IS an occasion to celebrate! Who has the champagne--Jet Jockey? Ascension is out of our hair, and no longer available to harass women. PARTAY TIME!
Note that his paramour is 32, perilously close to the dreaded 35 yr. female attractiveness expiration date. The Ultimate (self-appointed) Authority on women's attractiveness has spoken! Women in their 30's are NOT over the hill, FRONT PAGE NEWS!
Oh, ... but wait... she's NOT American! Does East European heritage automatically grant women a stay-of-expiration? If you give a d@mn, and have nothing better to do with your lives, STAY TUNED to the Continued Sexual Adventures of Ascension. Updates free with C-D membership. What a bargain, folks! Step right up, buy your voyeur binoculars now, special price! And they come in an attractive array of colors for the ladies: Fluffy-Muffy Pink! Heartache Blue! Jealousy Green! Sunny-bunny Yellow! Get 'em while they last! Available in limited supplies, only. Only one per customer, don't all rush at once. Offer void where prohibited by law.
Last edited by Ruth4Truth; 10-19-2012 at 03:24 PM..
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