Seriously Best One Liners (sincere) (woman, kids, couple, honest)

[AADAD]

[the minx]

Originally Posted by AADAD

I don't think slapping your head will get you anywhere with the ladies.

[Ron.]

"Hi"

[Trinley]

None at all, please! Just introduce yourself or give a girl on honest compliment. Maybe both.

[cpg35223]

Hi, I'm ___________. I just wanted to meet you.

[jade408]

Originally Posted by Ron.

"Hi"

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[RazorRob305]

What do you say we pop open a couple of condoms...go back to my place...fill them up with water and throw them at each other?

or

What do you say we blow this pop-stand...go back to your place...and watch your kids for a few hours?



lol

[TJenkins602]

Hi!!! Remember me??? Do you know who I am?!

I AM THE DUDE PLAYIN THE DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE ACTING AS A DUDE PRETENDING TO BE ANOTHER DUDE CUZ THE DUDE DON'T KNOW THAT HE AIN'T NO-NOTHER DUDE THAN THE DUDE HE IS!!!

or there is

"SWEAR TO ME!!!"

Otherwise just mumble.

ME: mummdmummummuummuuum

WOMAN: What?!

[sinsativ]

Honest statement...


Hi, I'm,xxxxxxxx, and I saw you sitting here.. If it's not an imposition, would you mind if sat down and got to know you better?

[Redrover]

Originally Posted by sinsativ

Honest statement...


Hi, I'm,xxxxxxxx, and I saw you sitting here.. If it's not an imposition, would you mind if sat down and got to know you better?

I rather like this one...