Man speak decoded (dating, women, love, sexy)

[Philosophizer]

You're pretty/cute = I could see myself dating you

Make me a sandwich = make me a sandwich (lol had to get the chauvinist pig out)

I don't want to talk about it = this discussion is over

I'm not mad = not mad

I love you = could mean a whole lot of things

Stumbling over his words = your soul in his hands to do as you wish

Let's keep it casual = I enjoy the sex, but don't see a real future

I'm not interested in dating right now = I haven't found the girl I wanna settle down with yet

I need some time/space = back off for a few days

I missed you = I can't stand the thought of you sleeping with another guy

You're sexy = I wanna f*** you

I wanna f*** you = I want to ravage and physically assault you with my flesh pole

[tropical87]

Your translation program needs updating:

I love you - I want to sleep with you

I feel something special about you - I want to sleep with you

Hi, How are you? - I want to sleep with you

[Raena77]

Ok so what does, "Hey what's up?" Mean?

[srjth]

What does it mean when a guy says you're sweet?

[tropical87]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Ok so what does, "Hey what's up?" Mean?

I want to sleep with you but your not worth the effort of proper grammar

[Grandpa Pipes]

Originally Posted by Philosophizer

You're pretty/cute = I could see myself dating you

Make me a sandwich = make me a sandwich (lol had to get the chauvinist pig out)

I don't want to talk about it = this discussion is over

I'm not mad = not mad

I love you = could mean a whole lot of things

Stumbling over his words = your soul in his hands to do as you wish

Let's keep it casual = I enjoy the sex, but don't see a real future

I'm not interested in dating right now = I haven't found the girl I wanna settle down with yet

I need some time/space = back off for a few days

I missed you = I can't stand the thought of you sleeping with another guy

You're sexy = I wanna f*** you

I wanna f*** you = I want to ravage and physically assault you with my flesh pole

Confusing, blunt and super fricking crude and disgusting !! You ain't no human man!! You be an animal!!

There are a few polite men left in the world you know!

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by tropical87

I want to sleep with you but your not worth the effort of proper grammar

Yes.




Lol

[reed067]

[quote=Philosophizer;27116086]You're pretty/cute = I could see myself dating you

Make me a sandwich = I'll do it myself & ask her if she wants one.

I don't want to talk about it = this discussion is over

I'm not mad = not mad

I love you = I love you

Stumbling over his words = your soul in his hands to do as you wish

Let's keep it casual = your not really what I am looking for.

I'm not interested in dating right now = I haven't found the girl I wanna settle down with yet

I need some time/space = back off for a few days

I missed you = I missed you & I don't like it when your not with me.
You're sexy = I wanna f*** you. Means that your are the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

I wanna f*** you = I want to ravage and physically assault you with my flesh pole
You got me on the last one!

[CaptainJack87]

Originally Posted by Philosophizer

You're pretty/cute = I could see myself dating you

Make me a sandwich = make me a sandwich (lol had to get the chauvinist pig out)

I don't want to talk about it = this discussion is over

I'm not mad = not mad

I love you = could mean a whole lot of things

Stumbling over his words = your soul in his hands to do as you wish

Let's keep it casual = I enjoy the sex, but don't see a real future

I'm not interested in dating right now = I haven't found the girl I wanna settle down with yet

I need some time/space = back off for a few days

I missed you = I can't stand the thought of you sleeping with another guy

You're sexy = I wanna f*** you

I wanna f*** you = I want to ravage and physically assault you with my flesh pole

Captain Jack speak decoded:

What I say = What I mean

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Ok so what does, "Hey what's up?" Mean?

Originally Posted by srjth

What does it mean when a guy says you're sweet?

Want some d**k?